Ughh I Know Right. These Two Are The Sweetest

Introverts as Lines of Poetry

INTJ: “ From childhood’s hour I have not been/ As others were—I have not seen/ As others saw.” Alone, Edgar Allan Poe

INTP: “ We wear the mask that grins and lies,/ It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes.” We Wear the Mask, Paul Laurence Dunbar

INFJ: “Love is not love/ Which alters when it alteration finds,/ Or bends with the remover to remove.” Sonnet 116, William Shakespeare

INFP: “ Laugh, and the world laughs with you;/ Weep, and you weep alone.” Solitude, Ella Wheeler Wilcox

ISTJ: “Serene, I fold my hands and wait,/ Nor care for wind, nor tide, nor sea;/ I rave no more ‘gainst time or fate.” Waiting, John Burroughs

ISTP: “ To fight aloud, is very brave–/ But gallanter, I know/ Who charge within the bosom/ The Calvalry of Wo–” To Fight Aloud Is Very Brave, Emily Dickinson

ISFJ: “Hope is the thing with feathers/ That perches in the soul.” Hope Is The Thing With Feathers, Emily Dickinson

ISFP: “Tell me not, in mournful numbers,/ Life is but an empty dream!” A Psalm of Life, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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NTs as gods you didn’t think of

ENTP: Loki, because the ENTP is about to screw the universe up using what they know

ENTJ: Morrígan, because you’d better shut up and listen to the ENTJ

INTJ: Hades, because the INTJ gets to sit in the dark and judge souls

INTP: Astraea, because the INTP got tired of your crap and left

I mean... he IS the one who gives all the warm hugs, so that’s not even a question!

Headcannon: Hadrian Blackwater gives the best hugs.

All of em, except maybe trying to be an INTJ. Less lazy? Yes. But thinking like an INTJ? No thanks.

Types of INTPs

the lazy good for nothing

the lazy genius

the crazy little shit who burnt down your kitchen

the mad scientist

the lazy professor

the absentminded professor

the professor who grades your paper with so much red ink it looks like it’s bleeding and writes one blue “good job :)” in the corner

the one you don’t hear from for two months

the scientific poet (?)

the crappy friend

the friend who forgets you exist except to text you random crap at 2 A.M.

the one who tries to be an INTJ and fails

these are actually all the same person

INTP

MBTI types and their oxymoronic identities

ISTJ: Idealistic Pragmatic

ISFJ: Logical Caregiver

ISTP: Intuitive Engineer

ISFP: Practical Dreamer

INTP: Human-centered Robots

INFP: Delicate Fighter

INTJ: Sensitive Thinker

INFJ: Logical Feeler

ENTJ: Pragmatic Six-senser

ENFJ: Judgmental Caregiver

ENTP: Empathetic Joker

ENFP: Philosophical Life-of-the-party

ESTJ: Impulsive Organiser

ESFJ: Needy Protector

ESTP: Insensitive People-lover

ESFP: Organised Fun-lover

Oh yeah

chart template: @snubberdoodle

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Lmaoo yes. I was so aware of how it was all so ridiculous from their PoV, which is hilarious. 

But from the humans’ POV it was epic. I knew Hadrian would win, there’s no way he wouldn’t, he’s our insurmountable Teshlor knight, buut it still gave me such an adrenaline rush reading those sequences man.

Stupid humans...

This is super spoilery for the Riyria books which is a pretty decent fantasy series - so don’t read this if you don’t want parts of the very end of the series ruined.

I was re-reading it, and I found myself picturing the end of the novel from the point of view of the elves - they must have been mortified.

This thing that should have been a sacred tradition had a banished murderer on one side and a bunch of humans on the other - none of which could seem to decide who the heir was. The combatants changed literally four times, with a healer butting in occasionally and the loser getting unexpectedly shanked by some random bystander.

Seriously, Yakety Sax should have been playing.

You just know that afterwards the humans were like, “oh man that was epic, I’m going to tell everyone I know!” And the elves are all, “let us never speak of this again”.