Let’s Do Something Unethical Together, Just The Two Of Us. For Fun.

workin hard? hell yeah im hard

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

love is a beautiful thing and although it can be painful I would encourage everyone to do it and do it often without the hesitation of "what if I get hurt?" you will get hurt but why is that so frightening? have you no trust in your own ability to be hurt and get over it? how silly when your whole life is a testament to your resilience

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time