As An Alternative To 'sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice'

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

it's gonna be ok except for all of the things that won't be ok which is most of them

a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about

they should invent something transformative and rewarding that happens inside my comfort zone

how it feels to say the weird thing

workin hard? hell yeah im hard