Gonna Take A Hot Shower And Put On A Big T Shirt And My Undies And I’m Gonna Sit On The Floor And Color

anyway… if anyone is looking to improve their reading & writing skills, i highly recommend this article by celine nguyen, which analyses the opening paragraphs of good essays to understand how and why they work. focuses on nonfiction but could apply generally i think

blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

snoopy of the day

sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

Meteors Strike Through Orion

no! touching grass will kill her she needs tv show that sucks to live