The Swears That Non-native-english-speakers Come Up With Are Absolutely Fantastic Sometimes. My Friend

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

I love messing with these annoying accounts

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

girl who has only the most normal relationship with time and memory and regret and grief

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever