blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
weird and off-putting but endearingly so
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
Switching between these every day
blocked because your interpretation of that character doesnβt match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when iβm falling asleep every night
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises itβs about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I love eating peanut butter!! this post is about βcrunchy peanut butter, but smooth pb enjoyers are allowed to interact. one interaction only though. like reblog or comment you get one.