Sorry For Bitching And Whining. Unfortunately I Have To Or Else Ill Start Killing And Eating People Instead

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

the accidental unfollow followed by the refollow of shame is so fucked

people who dont like drinking water confuse me. getting a sip of water is like a drug to me. i love a drink of water

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

They should invent a not being exhausted

chilled greese