*finishes Reading A Full Book In 3 Hours* Who Am I

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

Make another one

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

Astronaut tweets

yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.

In the club

Making a Weezing Mosquito Coil Holder

An engineer built a mosquito repeller in the shape of a Pokemon.

Full video on YouTube : 3D SANAGO

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.