Genuinely Wild To Me When I Go To Someone's House And We Watch TV Or Listen To Music Or Something And

Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it would’ve been called Velocity

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

it's the last day you can rb this

I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you