Astronaut Tweets

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

Lissajous curve table

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I think Tumblr will love this