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Kaz, thinking: Be normal, your friend Inej is in the shadows. Your friend, Inej. Inej, your friend.

Inej, appears: Hi Kaz.

Kaz's brain: Oh look! Inej, your wife!

"Damian, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Impulse asked his friend who nodded confidently.

"Yes, I'm sure." Damian solemnly told the fellow time traveller,"This time, Batman will be......... Sailor Moon Man."

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

Persephone was so real when she suggested that Hades be a father figure to Seraphim bc that man has daddy issues

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

Grian should've stayed in the Red Velvet Cake and played wack-a-mole with anyone who popped their head out of the ground looking for the sugarcane.

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

Dead's smile from earlier was completely wiped out from his face and his lower eyelid was twitching. He grabbed the nearest raven in a chokehold and bellowed: "WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?"

Choked caws escaped the raven which promptly went up in flames. Rising from his throne, Dead summoned his staff in his hand and descended the flight of stairs.

"Now...." He smiled in a sweetly wicked kind of way,"How did you die?" I looked around the courtroom, all sorts of weird creatures were looking down on me, frowning.

"I jumped into a volcano, Mr Dead, sir." I said, feeling sweat gather at the back of my neck. Dead accusingly looked at a figure behind me, I turned and saw Death standing there.

"A volcano, she says" Dead repeated, raising an unimpressed eyebrow at Death. Death started to squirm under Dead's glare but made no justification.

"It has been a while since I looked at the Black list." Death murmured slightly.

"YOU FOOL!" Dead snapped,"I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT MEMORIZED AFTER YOU INCORRECTLY TOOK THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!"

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.