Local Bastard Siblings Dress Up In Their Two Stupid Dads Clothes. More At Eleven.

Percy: Preparing for battle is simple

Percy: You just don’t

Percy: Any questions?

All of the first year campers: *raising hands*

ok but did Grover feel all the pain Percy went through in T*rtarus because of the empathy link or no?

the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

will never not be thinking about the time a literal cat, like in english, called castiel angel of thee lord a dumbass

Nico: Death isn't the end

Will: That's the spirit-

Nico: It's just the beginning of another torturous existence

Will: *sigh*

Things I've said and done as Percy Jackson characters

Percy Jackson- I'm sarcastic and hot what more could you ask for?

Annabeth Chase- Why are people so threatened when I'm holding a knife? As long as you don't upset me you won't get stabbed

Jason Grace- *internal screaming while keeping a straight face*

Piper Mclean- Don't underestimate me I could stab all you bitches

Leo Valdez- *doing the peace sign every two seconds*

Hazel Levesque- I may seem like a total sweetheart but I could kick your ass easily

Frank Zhang- *a really realistic impression of a goat*

Nico Di Angelo- *angry yelling and cursing in italian*

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano- I'm trying to be a civil person right now but I want to punch you in the face so bad

Will Solace- I don't understand how y'all survive day to day life considering the stupid shit y'all do

Rachel Elizabeth Dare- This situation simply does not pass the vibe check

Therapist: Let's focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don't like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don't want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm beginning to understand why all of you are here-

I do not know who painted this quote from Good Omens Season 1 on the studio exit door. I do not want to know. I just love that as I left today after our first day of shooting this was waiting, to welcome us back to the outside world.

angels don’t dance but they can fucking shred a hoverboard

will never not be thinking about the time a literal cat, like in english, called castiel angel of thee lord a dumbass