Will Never Not Be Thinking About The Time A Literal Cat, Like In English, Called Castiel Angel Of Thee

Percy: Preparing for battle is simple

Percy: You just don’t

Percy: Any questions?

All of the first year campers: *raising hands*

Things I've said and done as Percy Jackson characters

Percy Jackson- I'm sarcastic and hot what more could you ask for?

Annabeth Chase- Why are people so threatened when I'm holding a knife? As long as you don't upset me you won't get stabbed

Jason Grace- *internal screaming while keeping a straight face*

Piper Mclean- Don't underestimate me I could stab all you bitches

Leo Valdez- *doing the peace sign every two seconds*

Hazel Levesque- I may seem like a total sweetheart but I could kick your ass easily

Frank Zhang- *a really realistic impression of a goat*

Nico Di Angelo- *angry yelling and cursing in italian*

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano- I'm trying to be a civil person right now but I want to punch you in the face so bad

Will Solace- I don't understand how y'all survive day to day life considering the stupid shit y'all do

Rachel Elizabeth Dare- This situation simply does not pass the vibe check

Percy 🤝 Reyna 🤝 Hazel

-Being a horse girl

crowley didn't know how they ended up there, but the only thing that mattered right then, was that he was with Aziraphale

Headcanon that Annabeth loves Spider-Man. Like, she read all the comics as a kid and keeps up with the movies and lore and everything. Since he doesn’t actually look like a real spider, it doesn’t freak her out as much as she expected it to. However, everyone else in her cabin hates anything even remotely related to spiders, so she’s had to keep it a secret for years. Finally, she works up the nerve to tell Percy while eating lunch. She goes up to him really fidgety and nervous and starts the conversation with, “So there’s something I need to tell you that I haven’t told anyone in my life and you have to PROMISE not to tell.” And Percy’s like… pretty freaked out. He’s almost certain she’s going to say something like “I killed a man once” when she quietly mumbles “I like Spider-Man.” He chokes on his drink, and then very solemnly says (while trying hard not to laugh) “Oh, cool. Me too.” Annabeth nods, absolutely serious, and goes back to her cabin’s table. Percy just sits there wondering what in the world just happened. (Little does he know, his answer just secured him several future movie dates with her).

Documentary: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains.

Mr. D: *sniffle* A ray of hope for my campers

ok but did Grover feel all the pain Percy went through in T*rtarus because of the empathy link or no?

Therapist: Let’s focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don’t like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don’t want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I’m beginning to understand why all of you are here-

I do not know who painted this quote from Good Omens Season 1 on the studio exit door. I do not want to know. I just love that as I left today after our first day of shooting this was waiting, to welcome us back to the outside world.

Feathered Inconvenience (a tumblr x twitter fanfic)

i lost a bet, have at it kiddos!! posting chapter 2 when this hits 5K :]

~ chapter 1

Escaping to a forest after a midlife crisis wasn’t what Tumblr had on his to-do list, especially not after flunking his presentation. It’s not like his presentations were bad, they were excellent, he detailed what his company asked for and brought in ideas that filled their blanks. Another note, having his rival, Twitter, taking a trip away from the office made it easy for him to excel and succeed, it was all going perfectly. So, what was the issue?

Simple, he was bored, and it felt like shit. He loved his job, but it was getting boring, with the same circulation of events but in different fonts and colors. He needed inspiration, something that would bring fascination back into his vision. Tumblr’s back slid against a huge tree, speckles of light shining through the leaves and branches. He closed his eyes and begged his mind to be quiet.

“Maybe I just need to change the office theme again.” Tumblr told himself, crossing his arms while deep in thought.

The suited gent shook his head, rejecting his own idea and kept thinking. He always knew what to do, what to make out of an issue. He was great, that’s why some higher ups favored him. It was also the reason he stuck around for such a long time too. Tumblr loved his job, but this, being stuck due to the lack of anyone qualified to be in his place, is slowly crushing him.

Tumblr’s chest rose as he took a deep breath in. He needed an escape. No, he needed to stay. No, he needed…

What did he need?

Tumblr, with his head hanging in defeat, pushed himself off of the tree, squinting his eyes as he stepped away from the shade. He’s just going to go back to his apartment, and take a day off to really get himself far away from this rut. But a small noise stopped him in his tracks.

A bird chirped to itself on the ground, one of its wings appearing to be hurt. Tumblr simply tilted his head and walked to the feathered guy. He was a tall shadow to the bird, so it was normal of the bird to try and scramble away. Tumblr crouched down, and lent his arm out with his hand open, inviting the bird to just hop on.

“Not gonna hurt you, I promise.” Tumblr said calmly, a tinge of a tired smile appears. The man must’ve been really weary, because the bird really seemed to be considering his help.

After careful consideration, the bird hopped onto the palm of Tumblr’s hand, and flattened in a relaxed way. Tumblr hummed and stood back up, a hand hovering over the bird in case the sun was too bright for it.

“What’s wrong with your wings, lil guy?” Tumblr asked while slowly inspecting. He didn’t really expect a bird to understand or reply but it did; the bird’s beak pointed at its wing, crooked, ouch. While checking for any more injuries, Tumblr noticed the mud and leaves covering the bird’s exquisite light blue feathers. He admired it and smiled to himself. Blue was his favorite color, unironically.

“Good thing I caught you before any firefoxes did, huh?” Tumblr chuckled, as the bird shivered at the fact it could have already been eaten up.

Without any introductions or directions, Tumblr walked out of the forest, not only with a temporary distraction, but also a feathery friend. Yes, it wasn't the best answer to his crisis, but it was something to get his mind off of it. Maybe after helping this bird, his mind would clear up.

Unbeknownst to him, there was a group of people looking for the very thing he was determined to take care of.

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Tumblr dug around his pockets to look for keys to his apartment, all while still cupping the blue puff of feathers on his other hand. If anyone walked by him, they’d shoot a confused look. It’s not like this was the first time Tumblr brought home an animal, he almost brought a horse up once because it looked goofy.

The jingles of his keys echoed through the hall, Tumblr paid no mind, but the bird was shifting and peeking around at the tiniest of noises. “Chill, it’s just my keys.” Tumblr replied to his jittery feathered friend.

Entering the apartment, Tumblr flickered a lamp that was by the door, the once dark room was painted with a warm orange hue. His place was nice, packed with folders and papers, and a weirdly large amount of red yarn. Tumblr’s humble abode is catastrophically homey.

Tumblr threw his keys on the cluttered coffee table and flopped on the couch, and placed the small bird on his chest. He sighed and threw his head back, exhausted. This day was tiring, but he had a friend with him.

He could barely take care of himself, but he really was looking forward to nursing his new friend back to health. As he yawned, Tumblr grabbed a pillow and scooped the bird off of him and on the pillow. He patted his feathered friend on the head with his finger and stood up.

“I’m taking a nap, little guy, you better rest up too.” Tumblr’s voice faintly heard as he walked to his bedroom. Within minutes, Tumblr’s snores comically seeped out of the slight agar door of his room.

Tumblr was having a good nap, even in his work shirt and pants on, maybe this was what he needed, a nap, that was until he got woken up by the sound of folders falling. He sat up aggressively, fumbled around to get his trusty baseball bat on the floor. Tumblr’s mind was too tired to think of something intimidating to yell out to whoever was making the noise.

As he creeped to the door of his bedroom with the bat, Tumblr took a shaky breath in and peeked out. He swung the door open and raised his bat to aim, but froze in his place. He didn't expect much, maybe an intruder who wanted to steal his magic wand set or his valuable shoe laces.

What Tumblr saw before his eyes was the very reason he was doing great at work, the reason other people in his office were doing good; he saw Twitter in the middle of his clutter, looking as shocked as Tumblr was.

“What the absolute fuck…” Tumblr pointed the tip of the bat at Twitter, “...Is going on?”