Headcanon That Annabeth Loves Spider-Man. Like, She Read All The Comics As A Kid And Keeps Up With The

Sally: Nico I'm sorry to say this but I'm afraid you can no longer babysit Estelle

Nico: What why??

Sally: The other day when her Baby Alive said that it needed to be fed again she exclaimed, "YOU GOTTA BE BULLFUCKING ME" and I asked her where she heard that language from only to learn that you'd been teaching her how to combine cuss words-

Nico:

Nico: You gotta be bullfucking me-

I'd pay to watch that

Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel

Percy: Preparing for battle is simple

Percy: You just don’t

Percy: Any questions?

All of the first year campers: *raising hands*

angels don’t dance but they can fucking shred a hoverboard

Welcome back

will never not be thinking about the time a literal cat, like in english, called castiel angel of thee lord a dumbass

I understood that reference

Reyna: What was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?

Nico: Raise the dead.

Reyna: And what did you do?

Nico: Raise the dead.

Therapist: Let's focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don't like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don't want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm beginning to understand why all of you are here-