Microgum - Unspontaneous Combustion

*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”

*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”

*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”

*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*

“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”

*falls backwards out of chair*

kirby on the phone

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

it’s hard to remember that u have no obligation in life other than to be kind and give love. like. you were not put on this earth to work a part time job or get a degree or have a fancy career. you were put on this earth to smile and make other people smile, to spread happiness. your reason for living doesn’t have to go any deeper than ‘living’. just breathe. make friends with a plant. drink your water. i fucking love you.

Bringing back some of the old (2017/2018) Dishonored Pirate AU art because i have an influx of both Dishonored and Pirate feelings recently.

(might be because I’m working on a DH Zine cover while rewatching a certain pirate show for the third time, who knows)

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I...