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i’m so serious when i say nalu is the goofiest ship in fairy tail and also the one that makes me lose my mind the most. like look at them. look at these screenshots. they are so chronically unserious it’s actually romantic. why are they always matching each other’s chaotic energy??? like they weren’t just meant for each other, they were engineered in a lab to be the two most ridiculous people in the guild and then fall in love about it. the synchronized screaming. the dramatic hand-holding like someone just proposed. the way natsu sparkles while lucy looks five seconds away from homicide. they are so stupid. they are SO STUPID. and yet so in sync it makes my brain short-circuit.

they’re soulmates in the most obnoxious way possible. not in a soft “we complete each other” kind of way but in a “we got kicked out of a restaurant for sword fighting with breadsticks” way. and they’d be laughing the whole time. they match each other’s every step, every tone, every over-the-top facial expression like they’re one shared creature split into two hot idiots. i love them so much it physically pains me. like this isn’t even about romance anymore. this is about divine comedy. this is about two people being so chaotic together that the universe just gave up and said “fine. fine. you win. be together forever.” and they will. they will be so annoying and dramatic and in love until the end of time. and i’ll be right there cheering them on

My sillies

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

Insecure Natsu oh how I love u

Prolly takes place during one of jinbeis first adventures with the strawhats where nothing super big happens (well 1 big thing)

kinda like when you remove a blobfish from a high pressure environment I suppose

Quick shoutout to my favourite jinbei post which I thought about while making this comic

also I made this all before watching this filler episode in particular but OUGHHH ROBINN!!!! (ep 131)

In another universe 💔

Where this goes, part 1.

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (end)

Hrrrrmmmmm okkaaaay soooooo

this is a sketch comic i drew last year (November 2023) shortly after finishing Ennie's Lobby and starting a new full time job. I didn't really write a script for it and i finished it in 2 weeks... this is completely unedited and just how i made it a year ago (lol rip good luck)

when i tell you i have never responded to anything more passionately in my life that is the truth... idk i fell into a coma or something, it was crazy

there are some things about this that I think are quite nice, which is why I'm sharing it!!! But also please note that it also deserves a good helping of "HE WOULD NOT F***ING SAY THAT" and i understand that 😂 i hope you are able to enjoy it anyway, i said what i said

I'll go through and link all the parts appropriately and work on the alt text once they're uploaded, please be nice to me :0 Read from left to right!

UPDATE: Alt text has been added! Sorry for the bad handwriting. Also added some description for the silent parts for potential text/audio only folks

save this middle aged man

Encouragement

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

Nalu because i can 😌

happy new year kusahigu nation 🌻🍭

Kanej hcs, ft. Hair worship

braiding inejs hair was one of the first things kaz started doing once they began trying to touch each other

since there was no other skin to skin contact other than his fingers occasionally brushing by her scalp, he realised he could do it easily and both of them immensely enjoyed it

they would sit in his room at the Slat, inej would bring waffles or tea or literally anything they could share and kaz would take her hand lead her to the bed and slowly start undoing her braid

they would talk all along- inej rambling about her voyages and kaz explaining his newest schemes (and occasionally complimenting her because he is a simp)

after it became a routine, kaz brought her jasmine scented hair oil from a small suli shop around the corner because inej had once mentioned how her mother's oil had the same fragrance

it was expensive, but damn was it worth it when he saw her smile

soon he starts learning different braids for her

he sees elaborately fancy braids as he passes through pleasure houses or rich merchers' parties sported by their wives or mistresses

he observes and runs the patterns through his mind, like the self made magician he was

every time inej returned from sea he would comb her hair and braid it in a new pattern

and when she asked how he learnt it he'd smirk and say

'a magician never reveals his secrets, darling'

and she'd laugh, leaving kaz reveling in how much he wished the moment never ended

i have a headcanon that post reveal loid and yor love fighting (kinda like in THAT drunk yor scene) except they do it for fun in the living room. loid is convinced he’ll be able to beat her someday, yor knows for a fact it won’t happen. so sometimes they’ll do little fights in the living room, attempting to not break any furniture (or each other). and yor always gets him knocked to the floor, pinning him down with her foot on his chest. and in her moment of victory, loid will grab her ankle, pull it out from under her so she’s falls on the floor beside him. and of course, it always leads to loid climbing overtop of her, the most cheesy minute of awful flirting before one of them finally gives in and kisses the other. they don’t stop until they hear anya simply state, “mama and papa are smooching” and then the sound of her footsteps as she walks back to her room. and as they’re on the floor, laughing breathlessly from embarrassment, they hear anya holler “and i’m all out of peanuts!”

Don't make Anya cry! Bc you'll deal with a spy and an assassin 🚨

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Since matching up the House of Wind Gang with kittens became a thing, here are my contributions:

Gwyn and Emerie showing Nesta a true friendship for the first time

Az when Cassian and Nesta fucked at the table he eats

Cassian when he accidentally set Velaris on fire while babysitting Nyx

Nesta at the winter solstice // also Nesta at the winter solstice

Emerie growing vegetables in Illyria

Nesta and Gwyn when the bat boys find them cuddling with each other and not with them

Cassian trying to get Nesta's attention when she's reading

Azriel doing the same thing with Gwyn

The whole gang reunited

no one asked for this, but i needed it:

every nessian sex scene from acosf:

(with links)

Chapter 19

Chapter 22

begins after "Turn a blind eye, chaperone.”

Chapter 26

begins after "She’d do anything to get rid of that look in his eyes. Even for a few moments."

Chapter 37

begins after "A knock sounded on her door...”

Chapter 41

begins after "Cassian knocked on Nesta’s bedroom door at the House after dinner."

Chapter 44

short, but good. begins after "Cassian chuckled, and the sound raked itself down her body."

Chapter 51

Chapter 58

begins after "He opened his mouth and tried to speak."

pls lmk if i missed any, or if i should add in the shorter bits.

nessian comic by eklixio [instagram]

this person accidentally sent in a submission instead of an "Ask". So I'm gonna assume they'd like their blog to stay anonymous ✌

Let's do this for the request above & for that one anon who keeps persuading me to write kanej smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt1

• Every moment of physical contact, even the faintest ones are important to them. And so, being able to engage in sex is a big achievement for them. A moment of pure bliss.

Kaz finally experiencing everything he's only ever fantasized about late at nights.

Inej realising that physical intimacy can actually feel amazing with the right person.

• Kaz absolutely loves hearing her moan his name. You know it inflates his pride but also because it keeps him grounded. Her voice is like a tether and it never let's him get lost *sobs*

• Inej blushes everytime he takes her name or growls. Somehow his already gravelly voice is even sexier between the sheets and she's mesmerized.

• They're very touchy once they get over their traumas. They like to touch and feel alot.

• Inej definitely enjoys running her hands over Kaz's torso and feeling the taut muscles flex under her palms. She's imagined this so many times after witnessing him clean himself up that one time in the past.

The first time, she's surprised by the scars marring his gorgeous pale skin. Sometimes Kaz tells stories behind them, sometimes he doesn't. Either ways, she kisses every single one because they're a part of who he is (gotta add some kanej scar worship)

• Kaz has a thing for her legs. He's seen them clad in her fitting trousers so many times all these years but to be able feel the actual milky softness of them is too much for him. How do such delicate, small legs carry her whole weight on silks?

He just loves her legs, especially when wrapped around him because he gets to hold her by the thighs and he loves it. He definitely likes kissing the inner sides of her thighs (one of his favorite spots aside from her neck).

• Kaz likes her on top of him, especially when its one of those lazy sex days. He just folds his arms behind his head and admires her riding him, her long hair swaying, her hands holding onto his shoulders as her eyes are closed and lips parted in pleasure.

• But Kaz doesn't know Inej likes him in control more. With any other man, it would be a nightmare. But she knows its Kaz and he would never hurt her. She gets extremely turned on when he turns her around and takes hold of her hands and bends her back and..(rough Kaz needs a separate post). He's rarely rough but Inej relishes every moment of those times.

• Kaz loves going down on Inej. Sometimes he just lets her stand support at the door as he gets down between her legs (kneeling does hurt his bad leg but sometimes he just can't help himself). And some other times, he leans against the headboard and asks her to bring her kitty to his face. She's embarrassed the first few times because its just too filthy for her but the things his tongue do to her make her see the stars. Its the only thing that make her legs falter. He thinks she deserves to be pleased everyday like this and his mouth knows just as many tricks as his hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Inej is shy but when she wants something, she outright asks for it. And so she does tell him she wants him in her mouth. Now he's embarrassed for the first time. Like he's dreamt about it and most definitely fantasized but he was never sure if it was okay to ask that much of her. So when she does say it (her cheeks flush pink and all) he complies. And goodness, its as if she worships him more than her saints because Kaz has to put a hand over his mouth to muffle his groans of utter ecstasy. The sight of her kneeling before him, looking up as she swallows his release is a memory that disturbs him at odd times. Like when he's sitting in his office for work, leaving his pants a little too tight for comfort.

*these are a few i always like to imagine Kanej..lemme know if you want more..:3

SoC Masterlist

Seconding everyone else requesting Kanej smut! I loved your HCs :)

well well well dear Anon, here's some more of Kanej Smut HCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Part 1

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt. 2

Based on several Kanej related questions a friend of mine asked & our discussion.

Q. Once Kaz and Inej are okay with doing everything, who do you think gets easily horny? Like the first to be turned on and initiate sex.

I'd say Kaz more easily gets turned on and he's the horny one but Inej initiates things more. She's kinda the possessive and needy one, asking him to do her, touching his thigh, biting her lips and all.

Meanwhile Kaz doesn't ask for it much but is always ready to do it if she wants. But the times he does ask, ohh you know he wants it bad..grabbing her by the waist, pulling her to his lap or backing her in a corner.

Q. Okay, so from the two who likes suggesting weird places to have sex?

BOTH.

Inej dragging him by his tie to the nearest corner, Kaz bending her over his desk, in the alleys, during missions..once they get more used to touch, they won't be able to keep their hands to themselves.

Kaz seems like the cheeky type.

Like if someone were to find out and makes a sour face, he'd not be ashamed, very smug actually 😂

Jes: Don't tell me you guys did it in the kitchen during the job 😶

Kaz: 😏

Q. Okay so who from the two would seduce the other when they’re busy?

Definitely Inej.

Imagine future Kanej entering politics and they're having some kinda meeting with some higher ups.

And Inej is touching him underneath the table. Kaz trying to maintain his composure but Inej can totally guess from his clenched jaw and stoic expression.

And he hurriedly ends the meeting with some dialogue like "my wife doesn't like staying too long at such events".

Q. Okay, so who from the two would suggest new things in bed?

Me: Kaz more openly. Inej will be shy at first but Kaz will make her tell him cuz he'll do anything for her.

Friend: YESSS! I think Inej would like to suggest things but she’s shy to admit it cause some stuff is unholy and I can see Kaz teasing Inej like “Am I still speaking to the pious and holier than thou wraith??”

Q. And I think we all agree that they both masturbate when they’re not with each other right? 😳

THEY DO.

Me: Inej trying her best to keep quiet in her Captain's Cabin as she gets herself off.

Friend: Kaz going into his room and locking himself in, doing stuff while he’s in bed trying to keep it down cause of the people at the slat.

Q. Okay who from the two enjoy sleepy sex?

Both.

Me: Sometimes Kaz is too tired and Inej just tells him to lie down and sucks him off then rides him.

Friend: AGREED! Inej is always the one sneaking up on top of him dead early in the morning or she slips beneath the blankets and sucks his 🍆

Me: And sometimes Inej is back from the sea and tired. So Kaz helps her bath and change, takes her to bed, fucks her good and then they sleep 🥺

Friend: YES!!! Him slowly slipping off her clothes, lingering his fingers over her smooth skin and leaving tiny kisses on her shoulders. And she just lets him take the reins and do whatever he wants to her. I can picture her saying “go on, don’t hold back.”

SoC Masterlist

They’re trying, bit by bit, exorcising their ghosts.

Kanej, a few years down the road.

is that…?

She realized that it was not their first force connection on this occasion.He laid his hands on her waist so relaxing .

Happy Mother’s Day!

Padmé, on the floor: can i just throw myself out of the airlock and float in space, until death comes for me eventually?

Satine, sighing: you can’t keep saying that, or hide in my room every time Anakin flirts with you

Padmé: remember that time Obi-Wan smiled at you and you tried saying “you have a pretty smile” but also “i like your eyes” so you yelled out “you have eyes” and then you ran away to hide in your room?

Satine: *slowly joins Padmé on the floor*

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂