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I've come fourth to ask the council if any of you know fake dating nalu fics? I would happily gobble them all up if you have reccs 👉👈

Hi! Can you do one where Kouka is talking with Kamui and Kagura about their boyfriends?? You don't have to if you think is not a good idea C:

I don’t know if I made Kouka in a nice way, but I  tried! and I have a day off from college today, so I’ll try to do more text messages!

Lemon Wedges

“With or without training wheels?” Darcy asked as she brought out a bottle of Stark’s best tequila.

Loki shrugged behind her, eyeing the rise of her skirt as she stood on tiptoe to reach the shot glasses on the shelf behind the bar. “Training wheels? I do not take your meaning.”

Darcy glanced at him as she placed the glasses down on the counter. “Salt and lemon to make the tequila go down easier. Some use them and some don’t.”

“I’ve never needed anything like that before now, so I’ll pass on the training wheels.”

He watched as she poured the shots and handed him his glass. His left eyebrow quirked a bit when she licked the top of her hand and poured some salt on it.

“You know, Darcy, if a simple lick was all you needed I’d have been pleased to assist.”

He had to resist a laugh when she shot him a half-disgruntled, half-aroused look.

“You, sir, can keep your magical tongue exactly where it is!” She reached across the counter to grab a lemon wedge from the bowl Tony kept there and dropped it next to her glass.

“Magical, is it? Last night it was also amazing, fantastical and what was it you said? Oh yes, your second favorite organ of mine.”

Darcy turned bright red. “Loki!” She hissed, glancing around to make sure they were still alone in the living room. She wasn’t embarrassed by their relationship, far from it, but everyone didn’t need to be privy to all the details.

“Your words, darling, not mine. And you certainly weren’t shy about using them last night.” He raised his glass, “Shall we?”

She shook her head with a smile. This semi-reformed villain of hers kept her on her toes for sure in both word and deed. And she enjoyed every moment.

Picking up her shot of tequila she toasted in his direction.

“To us,” she said before licking the salt off her hand, knocking back the tequila and stuffing the lemon wedge into her mouth.

“To us,” he repeated, taking his own shot and watching her with amusement. Darcy smiled then, a wide, lemon filled smile that made him laugh.

He leaned down and kissed her on the nose. “Don’t ever change, Darcy.”

Sunny, the older twin, and Luna (moony), the younger twin, are both mischievous and hyperactive like their father whom nami adores so much yet is now too worn out to handle them lol Good thing tama, their big sis, to keep them at bay

no one asked for this, but i needed it:

every nessian sex scene from acosf:

(with links)

Chapter 19

Chapter 22

begins after "Turn a blind eye, chaperone.”

Chapter 26

begins after "She’d do anything to get rid of that look in his eyes. Even for a few moments."

Chapter 37

begins after "A knock sounded on her door...”

Chapter 41

begins after "Cassian knocked on Nesta’s bedroom door at the House after dinner."

Chapter 44

short, but good. begins after "Cassian chuckled, and the sound raked itself down her body."

Chapter 51

Chapter 58

begins after "He opened his mouth and tried to speak."

pls lmk if i missed any, or if i should add in the shorter bits.

Another must read for tasertricks fans. Not only do you get Darcy, Loki and the Avengers you get New Orleans and Mardi Gras. Darcy trolling Loki while buying him human clothes still makes me giggle.

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

obsessed with how nalu’s size difference makes everything 1000x hotter. like natsu just casually towering over lucy??? him leaning down all close when they talk, probably smirking like an idiot??? lucy standing on her toes to reach him but he still has to bend down anyway. disgusting. unacceptable. the way he could just scoop her up like it’s nothing and she’d get all flustered but secretly love it. she fits against him too well. i need to be tranquilized.

“We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars shining bright.” ~Ernest Hemingway~

Tasertricks AU

Darcy Ann Lewis runs a quiet little bookshop in a quiet little town where nothing exciting ever happens. Just about the only thrills she can get are between the pages of the books she sells. That is until a tall, handsome stranger with adventure glinting in his eyes strolls into her shop.

Loki Laufeyson has been relentlessly searching for a certain book and he’s tracked it to a tiny, dusty shop in a tiny, dusty town. It should have been a quick exchange with the pretty little bookseller. Cash for the text and then on to the next clue - but no. The irritatingly bubbly termagant swore she had no idea what he was talking about.

Now he’s stuck in Podunk, New Mexico sorting through her haphazard organization to find the book while trying to keep his eyes and hands off the delectable Miss Lewis.

That is until a second party comes to town searching for the same thing and threatening Darcy.

Loki is determined to find the prize the book is rumored to lead to and equally determined to keep Darcy safe. Can he do both, or will he have to sacrifice one in order to have the other?