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this person accidentally sent in a submission instead of an "Ask". So I'm gonna assume they'd like their blog to stay anonymous ✌

Let's do this for the request above & for that one anon who keeps persuading me to write kanej smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt1

• Every moment of physical contact, even the faintest ones are important to them. And so, being able to engage in sex is a big achievement for them. A moment of pure bliss.

Kaz finally experiencing everything he's only ever fantasized about late at nights.

Inej realising that physical intimacy can actually feel amazing with the right person.

• Kaz absolutely loves hearing her moan his name. You know it inflates his pride but also because it keeps him grounded. Her voice is like a tether and it never let's him get lost *sobs*

• Inej blushes everytime he takes her name or growls. Somehow his already gravelly voice is even sexier between the sheets and she's mesmerized.

• They're very touchy once they get over their traumas. They like to touch and feel alot.

• Inej definitely enjoys running her hands over Kaz's torso and feeling the taut muscles flex under her palms. She's imagined this so many times after witnessing him clean himself up that one time in the past.

The first time, she's surprised by the scars marring his gorgeous pale skin. Sometimes Kaz tells stories behind them, sometimes he doesn't. Either ways, she kisses every single one because they're a part of who he is (gotta add some kanej scar worship)

• Kaz has a thing for her legs. He's seen them clad in her fitting trousers so many times all these years but to be able feel the actual milky softness of them is too much for him. How do such delicate, small legs carry her whole weight on silks?

He just loves her legs, especially when wrapped around him because he gets to hold her by the thighs and he loves it. He definitely likes kissing the inner sides of her thighs (one of his favorite spots aside from her neck).

• Kaz likes her on top of him, especially when its one of those lazy sex days. He just folds his arms behind his head and admires her riding him, her long hair swaying, her hands holding onto his shoulders as her eyes are closed and lips parted in pleasure.

• But Kaz doesn't know Inej likes him in control more. With any other man, it would be a nightmare. But she knows its Kaz and he would never hurt her. She gets extremely turned on when he turns her around and takes hold of her hands and bends her back and..(rough Kaz needs a separate post). He's rarely rough but Inej relishes every moment of those times.

• Kaz loves going down on Inej. Sometimes he just lets her stand support at the door as he gets down between her legs (kneeling does hurt his bad leg but sometimes he just can't help himself). And some other times, he leans against the headboard and asks her to bring her kitty to his face. She's embarrassed the first few times because its just too filthy for her but the things his tongue do to her make her see the stars. Its the only thing that make her legs falter. He thinks she deserves to be pleased everyday like this and his mouth knows just as many tricks as his hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Inej is shy but when she wants something, she outright asks for it. And so she does tell him she wants him in her mouth. Now he's embarrassed for the first time. Like he's dreamt about it and most definitely fantasized but he was never sure if it was okay to ask that much of her. So when she does say it (her cheeks flush pink and all) he complies. And goodness, its as if she worships him more than her saints because Kaz has to put a hand over his mouth to muffle his groans of utter ecstasy. The sight of her kneeling before him, looking up as she swallows his release is a memory that disturbs him at odd times. Like when he's sitting in his office for work, leaving his pants a little too tight for comfort.

*these are a few i always like to imagine Kanej..lemme know if you want more..:3

SoC Masterlist

Loki in Thor: Ragnarok trailer‘s ‘New World’

She realized that it was not their first force connection on this occasion.He laid his hands on her waist so relaxing .

Darcy/Loki, Particularly inconvenient phobia

for @evolution-of-magic

Loki sighed.  “It’s gone, Darcy.”  

“Are you sure?  You sent it packing?  With enough baggage to never come back?” she called from behind the closed door.  

“Of course, my love. The evil field mouse is gone. Please come out of the bathroom and enjoy our romantic cabin retreat…”  

English is not my native language.

News reporter: This just in, the president's plane is missing. Government sources say a vortex opened up before the disappearance like the one in New York. Here's the video...

Darcy: LOKI!

Loki: Not me! That's my trick but it wasn't me!

Tony: White House is on line one. What should I say?

In another universe 💔

i have a headcanon that post reveal loid and yor love fighting (kinda like in THAT drunk yor scene) except they do it for fun in the living room. loid is convinced he’ll be able to beat her someday, yor knows for a fact it won’t happen. so sometimes they’ll do little fights in the living room, attempting to not break any furniture (or each other). and yor always gets him knocked to the floor, pinning him down with her foot on his chest. and in her moment of victory, loid will grab her ankle, pull it out from under her so she’s falls on the floor beside him. and of course, it always leads to loid climbing overtop of her, the most cheesy minute of awful flirting before one of them finally gives in and kisses the other. they don’t stop until they hear anya simply state, “mama and papa are smooching” and then the sound of her footsteps as she walks back to her room. and as they’re on the floor, laughing breathlessly from embarrassment, they hear anya holler “and i’m all out of peanuts!”