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Every time I hear about Trump "Making America Great Again", all I can think about is that quote about Putin "Lifting Russia from it's knees" where the joke goes:
~"Putin lifted Russia up from it's knees... just to put it on all fours"
Same vibe honestly. Cus I feel like Trump is doing something artistically similar with America, or at least taking inspiration.
Why would a country that was just attacked 3 years ago (11 actually), be the one to give up having any military defence?🤔 Why SHOULD a country that was just attacked by an agressor (that is still in power), be the one to give up any military defence? To not be a threat? To not be a threat to who? An agressor? An abuser? An opressor? God forbid you have any ability to fight back or pose any threat to the attacker.
sO putin agreed to possible ceasfire... but the rules are that Ukraine can't: - do moblization - do training - receive weapons during that ceasfire... 🤔 Huh... So its "We are at peace... but you have to be in a MAX vulnerable and unpreperred position in case i (defintely dont) attack you again" "We are at peace... but i don`t trust you to have any ability or resource to defend yourself... It`s a danger to me (In a case where i attack you)"
Here’s Max crushing Putin’s skull, inspired by a canon comic where he does the same to a certian evil mustache man.
“Who can prevent all this from happening? The people. Public figures, journalists, musicians, actors, athletes, scientists, doctors, bloggers, stand-ups, Tiktokers, and more. Ordinary people. Ordinary, simple people. Men, women, old, young, fathers, and most importantly - mothers. I know that my speech will not be aired on Russian television. But the citizens of Russia have to see it. They need to know the truth.”
(remake of picture M.N.Romadin)
Vladimir poopin
US-Ukraine tensions rising: Zelensky accuses Trump, Witkoff responds
Washington and Kyiv have overcome the scandal in the Oval Office in February, but they have yet to fully restore trust. Donald Trump is again criticising Volodymyr Zelensky, while Ukrainians, in turn, accuse his administration of spreading pro-Russian narratives.
US Presidential Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, commenting on a recent meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, said a settlement agreement between Moscow and Kyiv was “looming.” In an interview with the media, Witkoff said:
“It was a compelling meeting. And toward the end, we actually came up with – I’m going to say finally, but I don’t mean it in the way that we were waiting, I mean it in the way that it took a while for us to get to this place, I believe there’s a possibility to reshape the Russian-United States relationship through some very compelling commercial opportunities that I think give real stability to the region too. What Putin’s request is to get, to have a permanent peace here.”
He claimed the peace deal is “about the so-called five territories, but there’s so much more to it: there’s security protocols, there’s no NATO, NATO Article 5, I mean, it’s just a lot of detail attached to it.”
Donald Trump Jr. has endorsed the special envoy of the US President Steven Witkoff. On X, the son of the American leader said that no one fought for ending the conflict in Ukraine and concluding a peace agreement like Witkoff.
“No one in my father’s administration has fought harder to end this war and make a strong peace between Russia and Ukraine than Steve Witkoff. The establishment hates him for it, but real leaders fight for peace, not war!” Trump Jr. wrote.
Elon Musk, a US businessman and head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), later supported the US president’s son, noting that the United States is lucky that Witkoff is dealing with the Ukrainian issue.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said that Trump believes Russia’s desire to end the conflict in Ukraine. She also went back to Witkoff’s words and said that Russia has an incentive to end the conflict because in return Moscow will receive an economic partnership with the US.
“I wouldn’t want to get ahead of myself in these talks, but I can say that the conversation was constructive. There are incentives for Moscow to end this war, perhaps it is about an economic partnership with the United States. But first we have to see a ceasefire. Both the president and his special envoy Steve Witkoff have clearly communicated that to the Russian side,” Levitt said.
The spokeswoman also noted that Trump has no plans to travel to Ukraine.
“I don’t know. I haven’t talked to the President about it…. I have no plans about (Trump’s) visit to (Ukraine) that I could share,” Levitt said when asked about the US President’s plans.
Meanwhile, during a joint speech with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in Odesa, Zelensky said that questions about territories would have to be discussed and decided only by Ukrainians. The Ukrainian president told the media:
“Ukraine is a sovereign power. This is our territory and these are our red lines. Trump’s special envoy is discussing issues outside his competence.”
Rutte said he would not discuss the topic of peace in Ukraine in order to stay out of the “peace process.” However, Rutte supported US efforts on the peace issue and said the process was not easy.
Earlier, in an interview with the 60 Minutes programme on CBS, Zelensky invited White House chief of staff Donald Trump to visit his country before “making any decisions” regarding the conflict between Moscow and Kyiv.
The verbal altercation between Zelensky, Trump and Vance took place on February 28. The US-Ukrainian deal on rare earths broke down then, and the Ukrainian delegation had to leave the White House early. Trump accused Zelensky of showing disrespect to the US, saying that he “can come back when he is ready for peace.”
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Destiel Putin Covid, you were named after the most memorable events that happened in 2020.
So...The election, alleged Putin resignation and Destiel is canon, huh?.....
Some of you might’ve heard about the situation with the government vs opposition that we’re dealing with right now, but I’m gonna give a brief explanation, how it started / how it’s going so to say.
In August 2020 Alexey Navalny, one of the leaders of the russian opposition, was poisoned with a nerve agent “Novichok”, which was a clear murder attempt. He was transported to Germany to get proper care and over there, while recovering, he and his team had a series of investigations of his murder attempt and basically they proved that it was all organised by the government / FSB (Federal Security Service of Russia / P*tin. He’s posted videos about his investigation, here’s the one of him exposing the whole killer team. He also made another video where he undercover called one of the killers and that dude basically confirmed it all, you can watch it here, english subtitles provided on both videos. I know it all feels like some crazy tv show, trust me i’m still speechless.
Anyway, last week he announced that he’s ready to go back home to Russia. Thousands of people came to the airport to show their support, but the bunker grandpa (our joke of a president) was not happy with that and police was everywhere at that airport taking people for doing nothing but standing there. Right when the plane was about to land, they changed the airports (*pretends to be shocked*). They landed and at the customs Alexey was detained by police. The reasons: something that they imagined themselves but also Alexey has a probation and he wasn’t checking at the Moscow police station twice a month….. since he was in Germany recovering from a murder attempt.
The next day they somehow held a court hearing right at the police station which is literally against the law and he’s being arresting for 30 days. And that gives everyone a push. In his videos he asks people not to protest for him but to protest for themselves and their right to have a voice and for that voice to be heard and not be murdered and, if you’re not dead, be jailed because you have a different opinion. For years our country has been literally degrading, swimming in the corruption and lies just so Mr. Poo has his throne. Elections are being forged, at this point everyone knows about it but they frightened people enough to not say a word. The whole world thinks so low of us or scared of us because of the power that the Tsar holds and smart, reasonable people here are so fed up with that.
And the final part and what was the last drop of patience for lost of people here, Navalny’s team posted a whole film-investigation about the palace P*tin owns on the coast of the Black sea which was built with the stolen money. Just a few highlights about that palace: the approximate cost of it is around 100 billion rubbles / $1,4 billion, the size of it is over 17,6k square meters, it has tea/wine houses, wine gardens, amphitheatre, a hockey rink, casino, furniture with millions on price tags, hookah bar, bedchambers with jacuzzis, and people’s personal faves, aqua disco, $2k toilet brushes with toilet paper holders, a pole at the hookah bar and a room for dirt. You can watch the whole video here, trust me you won’t regret it. It’s smashing all the views records.
Just in comparison to the cost of only that palace, our pensions for people of age are around 10k rubbles / $130, our standard salaries are around $300 a month and that if you’re lucky, in the regions it can be twice less. During the pandemic the government gave people n o t h i n g that could’ve helped even a tiny bit. But golden toilet brushes at the Black sea cost are always provided.
Tomorrow, January 23rd, there are going to be mass protests all across the country where people want to show their civil position, to scream for the rights that are being taken away from us with every day passing with more and more ridiculous laws, to show support to Alexey and his family and ask for his freedom, and just to show that people want to see their homeland get justice, respect and love it deserves. Chances of things getting messy are very high since the government doesn’t allow us to have peaceful protests (unless its allowed protests which like…they never allow them so here’s another way of silencing us). I’ll be posting things about it as soon as I know, the ways to help and just spread information about what we have to deal with.
For now I’m gonna leave a link to an FBK site / Anti-Corruption Foundation, which is a non profit organization that investigates corruption cases in Russia. They also have a donation page which could always use some help, especially on the eve of protests (e.g. provide free lawyers to help people get out of police in case of arrests on protests).
Its smoke time in Kremlin
All our government should wake, bake and take it easy
Russian television says 15,000.000gray wolves are ready to die in Turkey. Yes, we are ready offical ''VİRAL VİDEO''
▫️Putin ▫️Not Putin (Putin)
For much of the world, the answer is “yes”
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