Twilight Headcanon - Blog Posts

New Twilight headcannon :

Bella is named Isabella Marie Swan after her grandmother Marie. Charlie's mother is named Marie because her mother (Bella great-grandmother for those in the back) wanted to honor her late big sister, who tragically disapeared after being sent to an asylum... Mary Alice Brandon.

Bella discover it after hearing the birth name of Alice, which is the same than her great grandmother's.

Honestly if someone want to write something on this, I would love to read it !

The Cullen kids fave artists/genre

Edward: His is probably the easiest because liking classical music is so Edward. He’s the most pretentious vampire I’ve ever seen and would absolutely play Du Bist Die Ruh then get shocked when no one else is into it. I think he also would enjoy Mitski, Paul Anka, and artists with a calmer sound

Bella: I know Smeyer wrote that Bella doesn’t really listen to music but no. She would love 70s music. ABBA, Glen Campbell, Elton John, etc. But her favorite would be Kate Bush (i know shes 80s but shh) for girlboss reasons. I think she’d also enjoy east coast rap.

Alice: Waterparks, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, Chloe Moriondo, artists like that. She’s got a pink shoes black socks vibe, y’know? Her and Edwards music tastes are complete opposites and ALice would try her best to keep up with new music because she wants to support artists that are actually alive and need the money. (Full shade to Edward.)

Emmett: EDM beep boop wowowow music that no one else enjoys. Like dubstep electronic construction sound music so Food House, 100 Gecs (I’ so sorry but it’s true.) and Fraxiom. But also lots of like early 2000′s pop (im thinking Taio Cruz, Pitbull type stuff.)

Jasper: Yeehaw giddy up honky tonk whewww doggy. Luke Bryan is his idol. He kisses his Dolly Parton poster before bed every night then lays there and tells her about his day while cuddling a Johnny Cash body pillow that lays between him and Alice each night (which is fine because Alice has a Hanayo Koizumi cardboard cutout she also needs to sleep next to.)

Rosalie: Sir Chloe, Florence + The Machine, Zeph, Kehlani, any girlboss musician. she rarely listens to male artists and no i am not projecting so dont even. she’s the reason im making this bc i was listening to Femme Fatale by Sir Chloe and had an epiphany. Rosalie is so emotionally constipated that only a starry eyed himbo could get to her heart so look me in the eyes and say she wouldn’t lose her mind over Zeph’s demo ‘Brave Enough’ ??? yeah sure buddy she TOTALLY doesn’t get stabby. 

The Cullens but if they used tiktok lol

-Alice would absolutely use Tiktok frequently and force the other cullens to make accounts

-That being said, Alice would post lots, LOTS, of tiktoks and participate in fun little trends. At first bitch baby Edward was like “Don’t you’ll expose us” but then realized that they can explain any suspicion away with filters.

-She also very actively plays Roblox horror games and gets accused of hacking. 

-Edward makes emo Simpsons edits+edgy povs. you wanna pretend this skinny illinois whiteboy wouldnt sHE beLIEveD every fucking caption? 

-Edward’s pov character is a wizard named Flame of war. He is a mob boss/patriot/single father looking for love in a dark, unaccepting world. 

-Rosalie has tons of followers, she posts short videos of her lipsyncing or just fit checks for funsies. Otherwise, she wouldn’t really have any interest in social media. 

-Bella doesn’t post, but her fyp is the funniest, edward keeps trying to get her to duet his povs.

-Emmett most definetly makes gym vids and bf pov/thirst traps. all of the comments are either asking if he does steroids or about his massive mommy milkerz

-Carlisle doesn’t post, but he follows all the doctors of tiktok in solidarity and comments things like “nice!” or “awesome info!” or “this is not correct. delete.”

-Jasper only likes and comments on Alice’s videos, but his comments are just like the thumbs up emoji or a smiley face, he once tried to post but the vid got taken down for the confederate flag in the back. 

-Esme doesnt have tiktok because i love her too much and dont want that for her. Neither does Renesmee bc she’s a dumb fucking baby and I hate her.

-Jacob got banned from social media for being a literal child predator.

Emmett convinced Bella to join him when he switches animals out in his vegetarian diet, determined to see which animals are a best fit for their lifestyle in case they need to move or run. Jasper joins only because Bella convinces him it’s good strategy, not because he wonders what’s closest to human. Carlisle makes them record everything in notebooks and video to send to him.

A vegetarian seafood diet turns their eyes glimmering greens and blues that has them thinking their eyes reflect the enviorment the prey is from.

Animals from the hotter dryer parts of the land turns their eyes shades of reddish brown and grey to mimic the dust and dirt that swirls in tornado’s and wind storms. Jasper comments how armadillo tastes the same as when he was younger.

They visit their cousins and make their way up further settling on purely penguins and the occasional polar bear, it turns their eyes into ice, when the light hits it sparkles as much as their skin.

They dive to the deepest parts of the ocean, the creatures never see them and when they return to land their eyes are a complete glowing red that puts the Volturi’s milk filmed horror to shame.

Twlight Headcanons + Fancasts

After years of only seeing the movies I'm finally reading the book. First one only. The reason why I'm not acknowledging the other books is because I heard Stephanie Meyer purposefully made Jacob unlikable so that the readers would vouch for Edward more.

Bailey Bass as Bella Swan

She's mix raised: I started reading Bella as black because of how much of myself I saw as her and as the chapters went on her skin became darker.

She's autistic: Edward is her special interest and it doesn't help that she has trouble regulating her emotions. She definitely got them from Charlie.

She has aphantasia: The inability to imagine things. She still has thoughts, she just can't imagine. Not the reason why she's a shield though. The reason I think this is because I've come across many memes saying there's nothing going on in her head.

Renee is an abusive parent: She moved in with Charlie in an effort to get away from Renee. She's willing to suffer bad weather if it means no longer being parentified. What's worse is that Bella wasn't even looking after any children, she was looking after her own mother.

Jin Akanishi as Edward Cullen

He's 1/4 Japanese on his mother's side: I was trying my best not to imagine Robert Pattinson and the result ended up with me imagining Yoon Ji-hoo from Boys Over Flower (Korean ver). So yes, Edward is Asian.

He's a monster: I actually like the idea of Edward being quite evil, because let's face it he is in canon, but he prefers being a poser. He's evil in that typical vampire way where their humanity is almost gone.

Thinks Bella is cute when she's angry: Enjoys banter with Bella, so long as it's not misplaced.

Dakota Beavers as Jacob Black

He and Bella can relate: With the difference being that Billy isn't abusive.

Wolf: There's a spiritual side to it as well. Jacob isn't very in tune with his spiritual side, but he does occasionally try to communicate with his ancestors.

Little brother figure: Bro is 15 there's no way he's ending up with Bella. I think the conflict between him and Edward should lean onto Edward being dangerous with Jacob being protective rather than most of being relationship wise. Things between Jacob and Bella should always be platonic.