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Just some genshin brainrots

9:41 am 10/07/2021

albedo with a engineering/crafty significant other..

kaeya with a significant other that fixes cars/does auto mechanic work..or is in the military..

Diluc with a significant other that is a tease, and extremely flirty/an amazing business person..

thoma with a significant other that openly does sex work/is a stripper and he’s super supportive of them..

Childe with a doctor significant other thats always patching him up after his fights..

p.s i’m super sick so this is all your gonna get out of me in the mean time, sorry!

falling in to their s/o’s breasts

scaramouche, ganyu, thoma x fem!reader

Summary—> boobs

A/N; I’m tired take this half assed fic

Warning(s)/genre—> fluff, suggestive, no mention of pronouns, mention of boobs.

Scaramouche;

This certainly wasn’t how you expected to greet your boyfriend after coming back from a long trip. Nonetheless, it was a pleasant surprise for you both.

Scaramouche was getting off the boat In liyue harbor, eagerly wanting to be in your arms once again. You were waving at him with that big smile on your face that he missed. He started picking up the pace in his steps, wanting to be in your arms as soon as possible, but not that he wanted everyone else to know that.

Knowing what he wanted, you opened your arms for him. He was about to reach out and grab on to you, but, he ended up tripping over a rock, stumbling forward; landing face first on to your boobs.

Time stopped for atleast 5 seconds between the two of you. You didn’t mind the position you two were in right now, In fact; you wrapped your arms around him, in result; his face being pushed deeper in to your breasts as you kiss his head.

His face was beet red, not that you could see it; but you could tell nonetheless. Slowly he wrapped his arms around your waist, not saying a word.

“Welcome Home”

Ganyu;

You were meeting her at wanmin restaurant. She’s been over loading herself with work, so you guys haven’t been able to see each other a lot. Hoping that this dinner would make up for her lack of visibility.

You were waiting outside for her, wanting to go in with her. You can spot her from a distance, waving your hands in the air to get her attention.

She meets your eye, picking up her pace to make it to you quicker with a smile on her face, she opens her arm for a hug, and you do the same. But she ends up getting sleepy, Ganyu ends up falling and landing right on to your breasts, as you hold her body so she doesn’t fall.

Slightly shaking her awake, Ganyu snuggles deeper in to your breasts, making your face heat up even more. “G-ganyu..wake up honey..” you shake her a bit more aggressively and she wakes, having her hands around your waist to keep her steady. “h-huh?” she yawns, but as she looks at her surroundings, and up at your bright red face; she realizes the position she’s in; in which she quickly scatters off your body with her face Flushed red.

“O-oh dear-! i-i’m sorry I-“ you take her hand, guiding her to the restaurant. “No worries, let’s eat and then we can head home and rest, hm?”

Thoma;

He was rushing, he was busy all week. All he wanted to do was hold you in his arms. He was starting to get impatient; speed walking threw inazuma.

You were standing under a tree, waiting for thoma, and checking your surroundings. You spot him in the distance and wait for him. He catches you, eagerly waving his hands in the air; running up to you.

sadly, the world wasn’t on thoma’s side today (yes it was) he ended up getting distracted, therefor; tripping over his own feet, landing face first in to your boobs.

thankfully, nobody but you saw the incident, the tree being your cover. You run your fingers threw his hair, and rub his back, keeping him in place.

“I didn’t know you missed me this much, perv” you giggle and kiss his hair. All he can do in this situation is wrap his arms around you and pull you close to him, “I missed you so much” he says, “I missed you too, cutie.”

random quotes i wrote yesterday at 4am instead of being asleep and the genshin character that said it;

CHILDE: "you did so much with the little life that goes through your veins; who knows what you will conquer tomorrow? how exciting it is to dream of victories."

DILUC: "you will make it far, if only you are willing to face, and accept, your failures and flaws."

AETHER: "don't for a second ignore your value for people who don't even know your name, much less your history."

ALBEDO: "maybe one day you will see all the bright yellows and reds and all the pretty pinks and blues. but until then, i am more than happy to be your pallet of morbid colors."

KAZUHA: "I will love you until you're ready to love. And then, i will love you more and never stop loving you. For as long as I have you alive in my memories, I won't be able to love anyone else."

KAEYA: "and if the day come where you shall leave, take me with you, for i won't be able to exist in a world without you."

XIAO: "i am covered in fear. fear of losing you, fear of pushing you away. fear of not being enough and fear of being too much. but mostly I'm afraid of getting lost as I ask you to stay, when I know you need to go."

THOMA: "so let the entire world know! let the world paint our names in their mouth when they talk about lovers. and let it dry and shut their lips for our love shall never vanish once spoken upon by the world."

BENNETT: "kiss me again. and again. and just one more time. and again for the memories. and one more for the good times. and again as proof of your love for me."

ZHONGLI: "my body was molded to fit yours. my hands are begging for yours. my heart does not stop singing your name. and my soul is only satisfied in your presence. my whole existence is shaped for you."

his reaction to your attractive m!friend

[a/n: gorou & childe ver.]

[note: this is a modern!au and includes f!reader]

kaedehara kazuha (楓原万葉)

“and who was that, petal?” despite his soft voice, you knew better and detected the underlying sharpness hidden within it

“hm? oh, that was luke! he’s my childhood friend. now that i think about it, it’s been a while since we’ve seen one another.” you felt the arm he wrapped around you tighten at the implication that you were considering of seeing this ‘childhood friend’ sooner than he’d like

he wasn’t jealous, he said. his smile wasn’t forced at all, he said. he’d love to meet your friend—your annoyingly attractive friend, who acted too nice in his opinion, he said. there was no issue. none. however, the longer kazuha tried to downplay what he felt, the more the opposite took place

with a tight-lipped smile, kazuha hummed, “that’s nice.”

you weren’t an idiot. you could tell something was wrong with your boyfriend, but you couldn’t pinpoint what. hence, you continue to keep an attentive eye on him for the next few days. which, was smart of you because now you were beginning to see a pattern arise. hm, he only seemed to act this way whenever you mentioned luke…could he be…?

“do you feel threatened by luke, ‘zuha?” you asked one day, as you two cuddled on the couch while you watched the latest netflix series everyone was gushing about online

he hid his face in your hair to hide the expression he wore and prevent you from moving and looking up at him. he whispered, “…no?”

“really?” you chuckled, rubbing his bicep to ease his nerves, “then why do you always glare at him like he wronged you?”

“you noticed?” his intentions of hiding his distaste for your friend long gone. he knew he’d only make himself look like a fool if he continued this charade

“kind of hard not to.”

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