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Give me three headcanon for each SPG bot

Gladly!!!!!

Spine:

• dad puns. all the time. there is no respite from his punishment

• can “y'know, nya :3” but chooses not to

• he actually wears heelies all the time but only breaks out the wheels when he feels like the people have earned them

Rabbit:

• breaks into shops to rearrange their milk shelves. she’s never been caught

• once jumped head first into a river because she saw a really cool duck

• 80% of the time her excuse for anything is “gay rights baby”. why is she an hour late? gay rights. why does she eat out of the rubbish? gay rights. why did she punch a crocodile? you guessed it, gay rights

Zer0:

• legally cannot say the fuck word. even if he could he wouldn’t

• very huggable… just a huggy boy…

• every tuesday he and Spine play scrabble and every tuesday he wins

Hatchworth:

• probably has a fursona. no i don’t take constructive criticism

• collects pocket watches but he never uses them. he just has them on display. he can’t even tell the time

• has licked a frozen lamppost to see if his tongue would stick to it like it does in cartoons. he has never regretted anything more

Jon:

• occasionally he lifts up his hat to reveal the weirdest shit underneath. a pile of small rocks. a tv remote. one time even a live pigeon. he never explained it

• is banned from 12 different starbucks for unknown reasons

• thinks he’s connected the dots, but he didn’t connect shit

Upgrade:

• She’s The Prettiest Girl At The Party And She Can Prove It With A Solid Right Hook

• came home one day with a parrot and taught it to say motherfucker

• I still stand by what I said about her wearing roller skates