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TOGA IN WONDERLAND

things we know from the Humpty Dumpty rhyme:

- he fell from a wall

- the king sent an entire cavalry to his aid

- he could not be fixed

- the horses were trusted with trying to fix HD

things we can assume:

- HD ate a shit ton of apples prior since a grand total of zero doctors were called to help

- horses have sentience and intelligence in this world, as well as opposable thumbs

- HD is a prince, since he was so valuable to the king, but also had the leisure time to sit atop a great wall

things we can’t assume but we did anyway for some reason:

- HD is a giant talking egg

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), The Adventures of Puss in Boots (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Puss in Boots (Shrek) & El Guante Blanco (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Puss in Boots (Shrek)/Dulcinea (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Characters: Puss in Boots (Shrek), El Guante Blanco (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Dulcinea (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Maldonna Eldritch | The Duchesss (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Humpty Alexander Dumpty (Puss in Boots), Goodsword (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Golem (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Sphinx (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Additional Tags: Senior Puss Squad, Puss in Boots Needs a Hug (Shrek), Humpty Dumpty is an Asshole, El Guante being a Good Father Figure, Protective Dulcinea, Light Angst Summary:

This takes place when Puss was with Captain Alonso’s pirate crew.

When Humpty shows his face in San Lorenzo, there are 2 people there aren’t very happy to see him.

I can actually see that headcanon being Canon tbh

I like to imagine the reason Puss was so cold to Perrito when they first met is because; the last person Puss trusted in a group home betrayed the ever living shit out of him.

Bro is probably traumatized