Homestuck Classpect - Blog Posts

Im bored so I am once again talking about stuff I barely understand\d and Im too scared to talk to the hs discord cause it feels like others make me uncomfy cause their fixed morals and actual ability to understand and explain things better than me lmao.

How I see my class and aspect as a thief of void

(alos may talk about lunar sway (mine is prospit leaning), read to find out!!)

woah okay sooo im gonna start with aspect cause that's easier for me to understand and explain why i think it's litterally me.

the voidy stuff!

so the only ways Ive seen void explained is "confusion, unaware, subjectivity" and vague stuff like that whish uh, yeah it's right ig, both light and void are based around their own understanding of things. but it feels like others focus too much on that. void players tend to be confident in what they do understand(or at least I am), even if it may not be a lot or very useful.

cannon examples being: equius with robots, roxy with actually quite a bit(others relationships, the window things, ect.) uhh cant remember any void players lmfao,

also another thing people tend to ignore is that they are hard to understand/ make sense of. once again with equius just overall being veiwed as "oh no, its THAT guy" and roxy just cannonically being imposible to explain/read by dirk. also he never even asked??? so that's part of the issue people dont just ask, most void players would just answer if people asked. like dude??? we dont fucking hide how we feel, its just that others dont even like, put in effort to know. alsowhile im kinda on a tangent about how people dont ask, void players are kinda like "dont ask, dont tell." (haha refference to homophobia) unless they see it as important or relavant. I alos just dont have a lot of oppinions on things that do actually affect me, but that is prolly jsut more of a me thing than void as a whole.

(btw, I am going to take a quick break to go pee before I get into my class, and I will not reread this till after I post it, so I may think of things I wanna change or add, which means i will prolly just be reblogging it everytime i think of somethign knew lmfao)

uh Thevft thievery and tax fraud

(my laptop is overheating slightly, i only have three tabs open)

okay quick thing on why Im not a witch and why I think online quizes keep forcing that apon me with some random ass aspect (THE ASPECT CHANGES ALMOST EVERY TIME :SOB: )

witches tend to not understand that they're doing something wrong/ they just see that what they're doing MIGHT help them, so they do it. they over all do their best to do what they think makes sense without like trying to explain why it makes sense ig(?) witches also dont seem to have many strong oppinions on others outside of every one of their friends is the best, or every one else is either unimportant and does not matter enough to even CONSIDER taking into account when coming up with a possibly confusing plan. while thief's tend to get ahead of themselves they do understand that a complicated plan can go wrong WAY more than a simple one, arvhams razor or whatever.

as explained in the silly brochure thingy that i have spent too much time rereading (lnked on the masterlist thing for classpecting posts in pinned thingy) thief's are also working on higher stakes. focused on an end goal instead of the specifics of what leads us there. which unfortunately leads us to completely ignoring why and who we might've hurt to get us to the end goal. also in the brochure thing it mentioned how thief's work against what they think is how society works (?) (meenah wanting to live on a moon cause of reasons I cant remember, and vriska just in general viewing people as just boring or unimportant) for a thief, theirs them and then theirs everyone else with zero overlap. when a thief get's to close to being like their perception of everyone else they force themselves out of it so it becomes a weird cycle of "woah these people are great" and "these people are making me soft, uhoh gotta fix that"

when in relation to my lunar sway, I'm a prospitian. (woagh) which yikes black and white thinking, and I think i fucking need a good reason for doing things. or at least a reason I think is good. lmao

prospit theif of void(conclusion??)

all together I tend to get uncomfy with people actually understanding and being set on things ESSPECIALLY MORALS. i overall view most people as more mature than me. as in they understand what they view as bad. I like philosophy and the open ended questions that come with it. I'm not really attached to any specific religion or ideas. I do like absurdism on solipsism though. subjectivity is a huge thing for me, it's just that others usually are super strict on what they see as real or true. honestly my only rules/morals for myself are dont hurt others unless it's necessary, and anything is okay as long as you feel good about it and arent ACTUALLY hurting others (as in fuck around and find out, BUT DO NOT ACTUALLY TOUCH OR INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHO TOUCH REAL KIDS OR ANIMALS YOU SICKF UCK)

anyways uh yeah im a theif of void, i am making all of thisup based on a game thing that didnt even explain it properly in the og webcomic.

I love you (/??) bye

wooo i slept B3 so here's another combined class post

----------------The scourge-----------------

(prince + mage) (og combined class by @superxstarzz)

sorry if im not accurate with his one i don't know a lot about mages

-The scourge understands an aspect through destroying an aspect- -The scourge destroys an aspect through understanding an aspect-

The scourge might be someone who's aspect comes to them easily, they understand exactly how to use it and every small detail and part.

As a person, they might be a bit of a know it all, and struggle to just take advice unless they're actively looking for it, and probably give out unwanted advice as well. They prefer to do stuff with what they already know instead of waiting to do more research before acting.

when it comes to using their understanding of an aspect to destroy an aspect, they basically dissect the aspect, breaking it apart to figure out every piece they might not already understand.

weapons will probably consist of something to throw. so medium to smaller weapons, like spears, darts or anything like that.

combined classes

------------------The Vandal-----------------

(og cobined class by @superxstarzz) (prince + rogue)

----they steal an aspect by destroying an aspect---- -They destroy an aspect through stealing an aspect-

they really aren't too different from the parasite when it comes to what they do with their aspect, or with weaponry.

The real difference is how they act and their personality!

they might have a bit of an ego, but over all are really chill and fun to hang out with. They might give good advise and are great with others. They're definitely more of a leader than anything, but know when they should back down, or when someone's better suited for the role.

Chances are, they'll have some issues under too much pressure, and might make some decisions that might cause issues later. Vandals might have insecurities when it comes to being competent, and probably really don't know how helpful they really are.

Vandals might not fully understand their aspect but they are pretty good when it comes to using it.

combind classes!!

-----------------The parasite----------------

(og combined class by @superxstarzz)

--The parasite destroys an aspect through stealing an aspect-- --The parasite steals an aspect through destroying an aspect--

Parasites thrive when in contact with their aspect, which may make it so they're completely out of their element when they aren't

They will 100% have the biggest ego, and a good chunk of the time, they're right for having it, cause they are great at what they do. (They might not be as confident in private, though) The issue is that sometimes, they get a bit ahead of themselves and might end up convincing themselves that they can do no wrong, causing a bit of a god or superiority complex.

There might be some people who lookup to them for their confidence, but they may see most people as below them and struggle to understand why someone may not like them very much.

they'll probably god tier way before anyone else on their team.

weapons usually consist of smaller to medium sized things that they can carry a lot of and hide all over.

I wish there were still active blogs who'd classpect you when you'd send them an "about me" thing. Cause I can't figure out mine and it frustrates me so much. (　｀ー´)

You know what? I'm claiming Janes God Tier Hero Mode as that Mage Hero Modes. because I'm upset mages don't have one AND MAIDS GOT TW0??? (don't bring up Lords & Muses)

Happy late 4/13 fuckasses

chat is tuned. interested in your classpect of the revolutionary army characters if you wanna give it, or any other hot takes. I would've maybe put Nami as a light player but I love the classpects you gave and would want to read the explanation you mentioned for the straw hats too! overall great work big fan. it's rare to see a lense of homestuck meta applied to things currently and is very reminiscent of the 2010s homestuck boom and I'm here for it

im actually very happy someone cares because ive NEVER seen anyone else care as much about classpecting as much as i do. this blogs gonna me my excuse to be annoying as hell about it and get away with it

character classpects in a random order. also vague-ish spoilers up to egghead so be wary?

(note: i used text to speech so if my writing is scuffed thats my bad)

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Nami: Rogue of Light/Life.

Rogue: Takes and redistributes their aspect or via their aspect

Thief: Takes their aspect or via their aspect

Light: Associated with wealth, fame, luck, knowledge

Life: Associated with positivity, luxury, rebellion, wealth, power

Breath: Associated with freedom, flexibility, and independence

i would’ve given Nami rogue of light, but then I thought about it a little bit because it’s like you think that she would be a light player because it has to do with fortune and money and shit and also knowledge as well as luck and money is very much her thing, and you could also argue that knowledge applies to her knowledge of the places that she goes to in order to make the world map since that’s her goal. but when you take life into consideration… life is related to not only a lack of restrictions, healing, positivity, etc. has to do with luxury and wealth and I think it would fit more. I just thought that since life had to do wealth and luxury so I said rogue of life.

originally i said thief of light; youd think that she would be a thief because you know she’s called the cat burglar (shes an actual thief, duh), but really, the difference between rogues and thieves is that thieves steal for their personal gain and rogues take things and redistribute them elsewhere. i looked at her role in arlong park, for example: she was stealing money from others in order to raise enough berry to buy the freedom of both her hometown and herself. that’s why i’m confident on rogue, but torn between light and life. i also considered rogue of breath because she tries buying freedom with her money (freedom is a breath thing). but when you consider everything, light or life definitely takes the cake. but i guess i’ll say light works just as well because you can also apply it to her applying the knowledge of mapmaking in order to create a world map.

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Zoro: Prince of Doom.

Prince: Destroys their aspect or via their aspect

Doom: Associated with order, limitations, pessimism, death, rules, authority

Zoro is constantly training to improve himself. From a young age, he was painfully aware of how awful it is to have something in your life spiral out of your control. To put it simply, he doesn’t want another Kuina to happen again.

And so, he trains.

And trains.

Constantly pushing his limits. Destroying them, even.

And sometimes, it can become borderline self destructive - no, it is destructive. In Thriller Bark, he sacrificed himself just so he could protect Luffy and the rest of his crew. He is so incredibly selfless it pisses Sanji the fuck off. (Who’s winning the sacrifice off, Sanji or Zoro?)

Protecting. That’s his job. His obligation. That’s how it seems to him, at least. I bet he’s terrified of failing to protect someone, just like how he couldn’t protect Kuina all those years ago.

In conclusion, I consider him more of a prince of doom than a knight of doom because of his constant attempts to destroy doom - whether its his own limitations or simply protecting others - to the point where he may destroy himself in the process.

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Luffy: Lord/Heir of Breath.

Heir: Manipulate their aspect or via their aspect, but for the benefit of others. Tend to embody their aspect.

Lord: Controls their aspect or via their aspect

Breath: I already defined it pay attention

Look, I know. Not everyone likes the lord/muse titles because the concept of “master classes” is kinda lame. BUT HEAR ME OUT. I think Luffy is a perfect example of a lord. Especially after Gear 5 came out.

Luffy is a person that always gets his way; which sounds like a toxic trait when you put it that way. But the thing is… what he wants is so incredibly selfless. Throughout the series, he is ALWAYS fighting for freedom for others; and he gets it. He’s freed Nami’s home village, Alabasta, Wano, literally every single fucking arc he is spreading freedom SOMEWHERE. And no matter who stands in his way, they can’t stop him. Whatever he wants, he gets. And we’re all lucky as hell all Luffy wants is food and for his friends to be happy and free.

If you don’t like master classes, then he’s Egbert. Heir of Breath can apply; he inherits the will of D (and also Shanks’ hat), he inherits the powers of fucking Joyboy, the EMBODIMENT of freedom, and he definitely embodies freedom himself. So heir and lord work!

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Sanji: Knight of Heart.

Knight: I actually have no idea. I’ve tried defining it before, but it never feels right?

…Apparently they “exploit their aspect or exploit via their aspect,” whatever the hell that means. I just think of them as protectors or people that put on a front to hide something.

Heart: Associated w/ emotions, subjectivity, inequality, identity, empathy, etc.

I’m not gonna lie to you, knights confuse the hell out of me. I’ve heard countless explanations on them and I’m still unsure on a clear solid definition. All I know for sure is that Sanji’s a heart player, 100% This is obvious. He’s a very emotional person, has very concerning issues regarding his identity (Whole Cake Island when I catch you). We don’t talk about the Vinsmokes.

There’s also his chivalry and tendency to sacrifice himself. I also considered calling him a prince of heart just because of how self destructive he is. If Thriller Bark and Whole Cake Island aren’t proof enough, I don’t know what to tell you; this man would kill himself for the sake of someone else in a heartbeat. He is ILL.

I could ramble about this man for hours but I’m simplifying this for everyone else’s sake. Don’t fuck with a man with autism and a dream.

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Sabo: Witch of Doom. (Hey, that’s my classpect!)

Witch: Manipulate with or via their aspect. Tend to rebel against or via their aspect. Or maybe a better word is “reject”?

Doom: See the Zoro section

How the hell this man is alive is beyond me. My boy evaded death multiple times. Presumed dead TWICE and he’s still standing. Not only has he rebelled against doom via evading death itself, he’s the chief of staff of the Revolutionary Army; yk, the guys that are rebelling against the marines, the celestial dragons? Rebelling against authority is in his nature, and he’s been doing this all his life, starting with his own family. This gets him in trouble multiple times, yet he SOMEHOW bounces back EVERY TIME. HOW DOES HE DO THIS???

Maybe I’m just biased because I’m a Sabo kin. I saw someone else call him a witch though, so… sue me?

edit: in hindsight i think witch of life fits better… rebelling against his wealthy origins and all that… idk

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There will be a part 2. I’m not done just yet.

I might change my mind on my classpecting as well because it’s late as hell and I’m not entirely thinking this through

-sr