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I am sad.
Not because something sad happened.
It's just... I really like platonic!chiscara, but you can find close to nothing of it. There should be a special tag for it.
I don't hate people who like romantic!chiscara, I just don't like those (cof cof horny) ones..
Anyhows, that's all. Sorry for rambling.
I am not finishing this anytime soon
imagine how fucking pissed wanderer would've been if he got an electro vision
its still so fucking funny how wanderer went from a feared fatui harbinger who almost became a god to a college student
congrats on the new child king
"now draw him getting and education"
hello scaranation
i present to you my beloved ☂️🫶
like this video plz ↓↓ thank u 🙏
bleehhhhhhhhhh
i love scaramouche
wip muahahauahahhaa
ur mom ahahahahahaahaha (steven universe reference 🩷)
AHHHH ITS POOKIE DAYYY I love him so much happy birthday wanderer scaramouche kabukimono hat guy we love u sooo much
scaramouche is so freaking hilarious to me cause like. look at him. he's a short man with so much rage. he's famously very pretty when he's not snarling at you. he wears an ostentatious hat that can be seen from a mile away. he was 'set free' by his mom/creator for having a heart then proceeded to spend the next five centuries looking for one. he was adopted by a bunch of swordsmiths when found in the wild. he knows how to make a sword as he was taught by the best professional swordsmoths of his country. he knows how to take care of babies and small children, even if they're sick. he also knows how to make a nation collapse on itself and gained a whole moniker out of it. those qualities somehow exist simultaneously. he killed the entirety of raiden gokuden but spared the descendant of the man he thought had betrayed him because even then he held love in his heart for him. he literally endured dottore's mad experiments for probably centuries. he's been to the abyss. he figured out that Teyvat's sky is fake. he straight up reached into the tree of life and erased himself so that he could reverse the fate of those he had wronged. not even vengeance. that wasn't even priority, no he wanted to save the ones he loved. when that didn't work he accepted his memories and decided to work on atonement and vengeance. at the same time. he enrolled in the akademiya – the highest educational facility in Teyvat – by getting into an argument with a bunch of researchers because he has to have the last word. he woke up in a fantasy world and scoffed at the prophecy handed to him. he saved the replica of one of Gold's most dangerous creations by saying 'you need head pats, friends and therapy'. he then proceeded to give the head pats, friendship and therapy to his baby-sized dragon friend. he wakes up everyday and chooses violence, then somehow managed to be kind anyway.
he's so funny. I love him so much.