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Let's play a game that my family plays every week! It's called "Will we be able to afford groceries this week?!"

-7/10, do not recommend.

Ok ok so yes angst that builds over the course of the narrative and ends with A and B fucking absolutely NASTY is fun and all but consider:

The arc *starts* with A and B fucking nasty once or maybe even a few times (because what else would be a better inciting incident?) and it catches the reader off guard bc isn’t this supposed to be angst? What’s the plot? Is this just self indulgent smut (which is still fine but not what the reader was expecting)

Bc A is happy about it, thrilled even. Feelings have been acted on, things are looking up…even tho they went from 0 to 100 with B it feels normal.

B on the other hand, is a disaster. Repression with a side of pride and a dash of comphet for good measure. It wasn’t until they were literally in bed with A (or a closet, or the back seat of a car) that they even considered A to be an option. At least consciously.

THATS where you get the angst, babie! The angst and the new build up comes in the same way. Arguing, distance, confusion, manipulation…but instead of it being “will they, won’t they” it’s “will they ever again” which is just so DELICIOUS!!!!

Like every time their fingers brush or there’s lingering eye contact or an absentminded comment is made it is colored even worse because THEY’VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING! SOMETHING HAS ALREADY HAPPENED! A and B both know there’s something there because they broke the bed (or the closet door, or the car seat) so of course they wouldn’t be rejected…right?

And of course after thousands upon thousands of words of angst and slow burn and self destructive behavior they fuck nasty AGAIN but they don’t pull away from each other after

Fic over! Boom! Done! Give me your wallet!

if you want to send me some money, here’s my PayPal, I love when people spoil me 💕 https://www.paypal.me/Delilahlevine2

having an anxiety attack bc I don't have the money to survive rn, how to I make a living by being cool and hot and funny?? like do yall just pay me a monthly fee or smthg

they can even fuck my ass i wanna be part of the 1%

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

go buy cedars commissions u homos pls ily maybe

HHAAAIIII !! IM DOING COMMISSIONS !! they r fairly cheap heh

i'm doing c0mms now give me money

dm me on discord for details [same user]

lyle lyle crocodile | profile text | $8 wowie a profile text with the usual five tabs and some cool hover over effects quack quack goes the crocodile on drugs since the commissioner decided to let the code be public for others to purchase, it will be held at the commission price ($8) buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

liability is a jail | article | $4 to celebrate john mulaney's sobriety and new special, i made an article based off the same interview he couldn't recall a goddamn thing there's also some fun tidbits (quotes and additional info section) for you as well buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

maisie my beloved | club | $8 mamma mia a new club thing for your own worshiping uses buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

how do you do fellow kids | article | $4 i'm sad lol buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

snowboarding accident | profile text | $4 sometimes you get possessed to do things and wake up in a cold sweat realizing you've just coded something and now you're debating if you should monetize another code because you've already put so many on your shop already but time flies you know yes vigilante is my new kinnie s hut up buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

big yikes | article | $8 wow this hurt my head so much imitates a newspaper and has multiple sections plus easy customization since the commissioner decided to let the code be public for others to purchase, it will be held at the commission price ($8) buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

revised: murder is okay sometimes | lesson | $4 sometimes you look back and realize your old coding looks like doodoo and sometimes you realize that you need to solve a problem buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

sybil, control yourself | article | $4 multiple features with this one, but it keeps everything intact with a cool header and multiple sections so everything is good to go find this at kofi gamers buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me

discord mod time | wallpost | $4 if you ever think that wallposts are fundementally sucky, yeah imitates a discord profile, though extremely limitedly, big warning, images will warp if your dimensions are not similar to what's included buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me

tenno scum | profile text | $4 man am i tired but here’s something before i retreat back into the depths free to use codes are coming, don’t worry buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

english, motherfucker | article | $4 another paid code, because sometimes i get really good ideas and capitalism forces my hand  buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

i just sent my wife to hell | club | $4 oopsy, hover over the tabs to get a cool monotone thing, poggers as always, just buy me like two coffee on my ko-fi and with proof i’ll send this towards ya buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

watch out, bud | backstory | $4 i can tell you guys with certainty, children are the devil in disguise if you would like to purchase, make sure you buy me some coffee on my ko-fi with proof buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi

scp: overlord | lesson | $4 hello hello, this is my first paid code, if you would like to buy this code, please buy me a coffee (two, to be exact) at Ko-FI, and then with proof of your donation, I’ll send you your code. buying a code does not mean you can redistribute or claim this is your code, and you’ll be banned from buying any more codes from me kofi