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Sorting TBP characters into Hogwarts houses cause it’s classic (and cause I’m bored :p)
Finney - Ravenclaw
Gwen - Gryffindor
Robin - Griffindor
Donna - Ravenclaw
Billy - probably Slytherin (but Griffindor also suits him...SLYTHERDOR)
Bruce - Hufflepuff
Griffin - Hufflepuff
Vance - something between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff (or Gryffinpuff)
Max - Ravenclaw (but Hufflepuff suits him too)
Albert (the Grabber) - or Ravenclaw or Slytherin (or Slytherclaw 👀) (P.S. I know that some of you were thinking about Azkaban)
Yeah I am bad at being the sorting hat 👀
And I just realized that I have to draw this *0*
my brain somehow came to this realization, which is dumb but in some way I love it So The Black Phone is in some way "The Snow Queen" by Andersen Finney is Kai who had been kidnapped by the Snow Queen Gwen is Gerda who was trying to rescue him
and (this will be the best part)
The Grabber is The Snow Queen who kidnapped Finney :D
(I should delete this post one day.)
So one of the headcanons of The Black Phone got me inspired to draw this mess👀
to anyone who's upset that I simp for the grabber
I want the grabber to call me a naughty girl 🥴🥵😳😩😏
Been scrolling through grabber post and found out people are getting mad for people making x reader fiction for the man and also getting mad at people who simp for him.
Some of yall apparently be sending death threats, the fuck is your problem?
let me just say he's a fictional character ok, stop acting like people we're simping for a real life seriel killer like Ted bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer. Srsly.
If you don't like that we simp for the grabber then block us, it's not that hard. If you don't like that people make x reader for the man then block them to. It's not like you have to read the fanfics.
People online: You can’t like the grabber! He’s like 50 and literally kidnaps people!
Me:
K but what if the reader drinks or smokes a lot?? Like will he bring it or kill me cause I'm not as pure as he wanted to?
...
Y'all I have problems omg 💀
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!