The fandoms that I’m fond of are more interesting than me. I’m so lame it’s not even funny.“So I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do." Angus Delaney, Night In The Woods. Current obsession: Yellowjackets “Jackie gets resurrected in season 4!!” - I say as they drag me away to my padded room.
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Trigger warning for mentioning sexual assault
Edward: I killed those who wanted to or had committed horrendous acts, murderers and rapists, abusers. 
Rosalie: I killed the men who brutally assault, beat and raped me one by one.
Jasper: oh I was just racist actually. Who knows if I still am. 😌
I am genuinely asking twilight fans/hate watcher (or the like) to explain to me why Smeyer made Jasper fucking yeehaw Whitlock a confederate? I’m seriously asking. What was the reason? Was there one?.
WHAT WAS THE REASON
Rosalie watching her husband inhale 37 eggs next to her in the cafeteria:
Rosalie during lunch: what the hell? Guys look, Some idiot is just slamming down dozens of eggs. That’s so weird.
Rosalie:
Rosalie:
Rosalie: OH THATS MY IDIOT.
Rosalie: EMMETT! FUCKING DON’T—STOP!
Me defending Rosalie bc shes just a girlboss people hate to see win and because she had so much potential like every other character in twilight that smeyer fucked up:
“So what?”
“So what?!
“Yeah, so what if she’s the devil, Rick”
“At least the devil has a job”
“At least she’s active in the community.”
The Heathers after getting in trouble for brutality attacking a fellow student verbally:
[Credits to shytreecheesecake here on tumblr]
“So what!”
“So what?!!?”
“Yes! So what if she’s he’s the devils, Rick?”
“At least the devil has a job.”
“At least she’s active in the community.”
JD: Veronica and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests.
Heathers: yeah, then what are we?
JD: you girls! Are the homosexual supporting cast.
Rosalie and Alice when Bella’s back literally broke right next to them before falling to the ground in absolute agony:
There are four types of gay people this world.
Camp
Bimbo
Distruction
And then there’s just gay
[From chrissychlapecka on tiktok]
I like clumsy, socially awkward Bella, there I said it
Rosalie when her family come at her for insulting Edward:
Listen, I can’t give anymore information but, I may have girlbossed a little to close to the sun
“—You’re beautiful.”
“Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella.”
Ain’t nothing hot about these bitches
Except that pussy that they share
Forgot someone—
I want to read twilight but I’m a queer with little patience for heteronormativity.
But miss Alice and lady Rosalie are ✨mwah✨
Bella too, like damn.
(I’ll delete this when I remember what shame feels like.)
Bella: ah! Sorry! Thought I saw a wasp.
Jacob: do you love me too?
Bella: excuse me?
Heather: Alright guys, hammer all these safety signs around this dungeon hole. I have to jet off on my swan to take care of some royal junk
Heather: you got it princess
Heather: 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶
Honestly all of the Cullen siblings:
Alice: You need to call me before—
Rosalie: Whatever
Alice: —you dress yourself
Rosalie: whatever
Alice: you look like a Technicolor zebra—
Rosalie: you’re a hater—
Emmett just trying to tie his shoes: ??????
Alice: — and I’m a part of it.
Rosalie: —that’s what you are, a hater
Rosalie: you’re trying to copy me
Edward regretting his existence more than usual: ..........
Alice: it looks like I planned it.
Rosalie: you know what? If your hair was longer, you’d have curls.
Are they super hot or are they all named Heather?
Veronica:
(Based of that tiktok trend of course)
Duke after Chandler didn’t call her a waste of space once that day:
I want to read twilight but I’m a queer with little patience for heteronormativity.
But miss Alice and lady Rosalie are ✨mwah✨
Bella too, like damn.
(I’ll delete this when I remember what shame feels like.)
I really need to stop getting into fandoms late.
Content? 2 years ago.
“Who are they?”
“The Cullens”
“They’re like, together together”
“I don’t even think that’s legal.”
Edward in new mood:
Yeah I love spending my time making the dumbest things one can imagine.
Chanduke because shut up: they definitely hold pinky’s while around others. Heather has definitely seen them do it and lightly pokes fun at Heather about it. Veronica is oblivious as always.
What keeps me up at night is the thought that there is a graduating class out there that knew the Cullens in the 70s or 80s.
How Rosalie Hale sleeps(if she could)knowing she’s the hottest Cullen.
