The fandoms that I’m fond of are more interesting than me. I’m so lame it’s not even funny.“So I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do." Angus Delaney, Night In The Woods. Current obsession: Yellowjackets “Jackie gets resurrected in season 4!!” - I say as they drag me away to my padded room.
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I thirst for this “not like other girls” girl
You’ll have to pry this dork (affectionate) from my cold, dead hands, Edward. 
Tell me your stupid Wuthering Heights opinions and I’ll wear whatever khakis you want loca
“I could change her” I accept her as she is.
Im so fucking gay for her
The fish in eclipse after 30+ vampires zoom by them
“I see no tears in Johanna’s eyes. Johanna, you’re angry, tell me why?”
“Well yes, I’m angry. You see I’m totally getting screwed over here.”
“Ah.”
“The deal was, if I win the hunger games I got to live the rest of my life in peace.”
“But now? You wanna kill me again.”
“But you know what? FUCK THAT.”
“AND FUCK ANYONE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.”
This is the smile of a killer, Bella
This is the wig of a killer, Bella
This is the accent of a killer, Bella
I find this soo cool. Thanks for taking the time to draw this silly little post I made. Love your Rosalie and Emmett, love it all. (I felt like showing my appreciation, hope that isn’t weird)
This is a shit post, I made this weeks ago in the early morning and I kinda hate them but I also hate them sitting in my draft. So I’m releasing them into the poor unsuspecting world.
The Cullen’s eating food in lunch knowing they’ll just have to puke it up later:
Pov: you’re Rosalie and the big buff gentle giant you begged your adoptive father to save just woke up:
Rosalie and Emmett causing chaos and drama at any wedding that isn’t theirs, just for their personal enjoyment:
[credit to peternugget on tiktok]
I’m not queer because some gay agenda got to me when I was young, I’m queer because twilight got me when I was young.
Alice trying to stop Emmett from asking Edward what it smells like in here in 2021:
“I don’t believe in the glorification of murder, but I do believe in the empowerment of women” 
[the lady Gaga tiktok audio] [saw it on tiktok not my idea, I’m not a Genius]
Alice after her family says no to her group Halloween costumes idea for the 55th Time:
Veronica while JD is explaining to her how killing Heather is what she wanted and that killing Kurt and Ram wasn’t that serious:
You’re totally right.
Rosalie after she found out Edward was watching Bella through her window and all he could say was “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” and “what if a meteor hits her house” and thinking it’s a valid reason for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing
Rosalie trying for the eighth time to explain to Edward why “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” or “what if a meteor hits her house” isn’t a good excuse for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing.
Nathan after almost shooting Chloe in the bathroom:
Me after the pretty mean girl who is definitely kinda a bad person has something bad happen to them that they totally deserve:
Heather’s ghost trying to explain to JD why you can’t just kill people because of teenage angst
Hey everyone! Stop liking my post. I’m actually starting to think I’m funny.
Rosalie trying for the eighth time to explain to Edward why “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” or “what if a meteor hits her house” isn’t a good excuse for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing.