Watching Late Night News And Trumps New Hampshire Victory Speech Is On. He’s Like A Lizard Mole Man.

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I wouldn't do anything different if I was that bear except stare her right on the face as I slowly chewed up that kayak.

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅

Do I even have followers right now

thank god i’m safe

I quite like my glasses though Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

Be afraid of the lame They’ll inherit your legs Be afraid of the old They’ll inherit your souls Be afraid of the cold They’ll inherit your blood Apres moi, le deluge After me comes the flood

Apres Moi (via fyreginaspektor)

I’m sure you’ve heard about the crisis in Flint, Michigan. Heres how my muslims brothers and sisters help!

We have much to discuss.

that one time i owned spongebob 

Except I look bad in all light-period.

How light can change your appearance.