That One Time I Owned Spongebob 

“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

When you write suspendeer instead of suspender

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Urgent: Homeless trans woman couple need housing/shelter - Miami Beach/Dade county area, FLA

“ My name is Kitty and my wife Amma and I are both homeless trans women in need of a place to stay or even just a hot shower or a place to store our bags. Anything helps. I prefer to not be around hard drugs, please. We do not use drugs ourselves. We are polyamorous and open to welcoming more partners into our family. 

I am able to pay some rent money and we have food stamps. I am also a tattoo artist, house painter, and do some handy work, I am willing to exchange labour for a place to stay. We are very clean and will clean your house for you if desired. My number is (786)285-8054 (text preferred), email katqrazy1@gmail.com”

Also please consider donating to our homelessness fundraiser   

Thank you!

I remember that yellow one...what's it from?

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Japan is keeping an entire train station open for just one passenger

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me: i like wearing a hijab

some random man appearing out of the shadows, breathing heavily: um excuse me sweaty :)) i think maybe u dont know but u are oppressed :) it oppress u :) its an inanimate object? u fool!! *spit flying everywhere* u know nothing about ur own religion!!!!!! it is symbol of bad!! i learn this in my ninth grade english class so shut up ur hell mouth :) it take ur rights sweatheart :)))) it kill people :) when u sleep it strangle u :) it came 2 my house and slapped me in front of my bare children :)) i googled femimesisnm once so i know :) *reaches into fedora and pulls out a tank top* here sweaty, take this :) u can thank me later, my poor sweat sweat little grape :)

That one picture of Josh’s family where his dad looks like Josh in a bad disguise

when u walk past another classroom and see they’re watching a movie