Just One Letter Makes A Huge Difference…

how mbti gets out of social gatherings

“my mom said no”: intp, isfj

“i’m sick”: estj, esfp, infp

“i have a thing going on”: entp, enfj

“my cousin karen’s friend charlie’s mom linda had cataract surgery so i’m feeding her cat. for three hours. yeah.”: esfj, estp, enfp

*ignores the invitation until after it’s over* “sorry didn’t get this til now”: intj, istp, isfp

“work is keeping me busy, can’t make promises”: entj, istj, infj

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THEY’RE BACK!

Ughh I know right. These two are the sweetest

so apparently there are folks who don’t like hadrista but how anyone can not want Arista “so convinced I’m unworthy of love I start crying when I discover my feelings are reciprocated” Essendon and Hadrian “clueless about feelings to the point of thinking the woman who very obviously loves him will hate him if he confesses his feelings to her” Blackwater to find happiness and security together is beyond me.

Drawing a picture of Arista and Hadrian and it’s all sappy and about him being her guardian and then Jon wanting me to draw her in her robe so there.

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why the types are holding a grudge

ENFP: you were mean to someone, anyone, without a good reason

ENFJ: you must have killed a butterfly or something, geez, like how do you make an ENFJ hold a grudge?

ENTP: you deceived them (be warned, the chaotic energy runs high in this one)

ENTJ: you contradicted their argument without a logical reason

ESFP: you ignored their obvious endeavors to please you

ESFJ: you made a very ill-timed “yo mama” joke once

ESTP: you acted like they were attacking you for offering advice

ESTJ: you willfully spread misinformation

INFP: you disrespected one of their core values, knowingly or unknowingly

INFJ: you were probably just a bully, INFJs are pretty understanding

INTP: “I was mad at you? What did you do?” you didn’t take the school project seriously

INTJ: you ignored their caring advice and did it anyway (INTJ is glaring at INTP)

ISFP: you’re determined to make everybody else unhappy with you

ISFJ: you were rude to the well-meaning worker

ISTP: you won’t shut up and do something about it

ISTJ: you were stupid on purpose and want to complain about it to them

INTPs be like

xxxx: I would like your undivided attention.

INTPs: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

Introverts as Lines of Poetry

INTJ: “ From childhood’s hour I have not been/ As others were—I have not seen/ As others saw.” Alone, Edgar Allan Poe

INTP: “ We wear the mask that grins and lies,/ It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes.” We Wear the Mask, Paul Laurence Dunbar

INFJ: “Love is not love/ Which alters when it alteration finds,/ Or bends with the remover to remove.” Sonnet 116, William Shakespeare

INFP: “ Laugh, and the world laughs with you;/ Weep, and you weep alone.” Solitude, Ella Wheeler Wilcox

ISTJ: “Serene, I fold my hands and wait,/ Nor care for wind, nor tide, nor sea;/ I rave no more ‘gainst time or fate.” Waiting, John Burroughs

ISTP: “ To fight aloud, is very brave–/ But gallanter, I know/ Who charge within the bosom/ The Calvalry of Wo–” To Fight Aloud Is Very Brave, Emily Dickinson

ISFJ: “Hope is the thing with feathers/ That perches in the soul.” Hope Is The Thing With Feathers, Emily Dickinson

ISFP: “Tell me not, in mournful numbers,/ Life is but an empty dream!” A Psalm of Life, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All of em, except maybe trying to be an INTJ. Less lazy? Yes. But thinking like an INTJ? No thanks.

Types of INTPs

the lazy good for nothing

the lazy genius

the crazy little shit who burnt down your kitchen

the mad scientist

the lazy professor

the absentminded professor

the professor who grades your paper with so much red ink it looks like it’s bleeding and writes one blue “good job :)” in the corner

the one you don’t hear from for two months

the scientific poet (?)

the crappy friend

the friend who forgets you exist except to text you random crap at 2 A.M.

the one who tries to be an INTJ and fails

these are actually all the same person

INTP