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alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"
cads and wastrels
fellow scoundrels
ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea
beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances
entities of interest
paying audience members & assorted freeloaders
the fbi's most and least wanted
discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening
esteemed gutter filth
you are minding your own business like a good lad, when the winds above you whip and wave like ships at sea! you peer upwards, eyes blinded for a moment by the piercing rays of the sun, and see HOVERINA the FLOATOMANCER. HOVERINA emits a wicked cackle the voice of which is a mesh of vibrating flesh and buzzing diesel engines. you faint as you are very fearful and not as cool. when you awake you have lost 4 EXPERIENCE POINTS, and in their place you find a strange book called "the hyperphysics of gettin in the air" perhaps such a trade was worth it?
"So you're a necromancer"
"No, I'm a neck romancer"
"I don't see the difference"
"You might know me by my street name. Throat goat 9000"
I just... I-- HE.
I've been reading @therockcocks slowly for a few years now and every time he shows up I'm very normal. This was my sketch for this morning btw;;
・。・゜★・。・。☆・゜・。・゜。・。・゜★・。・。☆
⚝ Ko-fi — Bluesky — Portfolio — Commission ⚝
Do not repost, or remove caption. *commissions are open*
- i'm italian and this is hurting me - it's from a chicago dungeon
the latter feels more like chilchuck laios
canon v fanon, dunmeshi edition
Sillies
GIGGLES
assorted transfem laios dunmeshi drawings,,,, her any pronouns agenderism is real and canonical to me
define insane
Found this flower on pinterest, it reminded me of Marcille
Please tell me I'm not insane
Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
a very unserious idea that got out of hand ;_; i didnt mean to make it this long
Ringside
“Chipmunk tasting almonds for the first time”
(via)
this is a presumption here, but there really isn't any other way of getting to that image, so why, why by anything you hold hallow, Are you looking through Laios porn?
the laios effect
Yuri nation unite Hi im new on here and i rarely draw fanart but if you like my style follow me tee hee
mister chucklefuck
space kitty again ow my hand hurts remember how i said i had a cool idea for the colors on this animation??so yeh i exported each frame and painted it the frames look quite satisfying, here are some stills
Joined another DnD campaign, created another character ♥
I cast hold person
*gives you a hug*
the lil guy effect
A Grown Ass Man, Married, and a Father of three.
*Pets and kisses his head*
He’s come so far :’)
Magic category concepts
Ok, not a school of magic, like conjuration, abjuration, etc. nor necromancy, pyromancy etc, but magic category as in what fuels the magic.
If we take normal magic as being fueled by mana, then these two new categories are either a subcategory of blood magic (fueled by blood) or what blood magic is derived from.
Anyway, here it is:
1. Lifeforce as a form of fuel. With every spell cast your lifespan gets a bit shorter, which makes you age quicker until you die. If immortal this can either make you exhausted/lethargic or make you temporarily mortal if you overdraw on your lifeforce.
2. Age as a form of fuel. This one is more abstract, but basically it's the opposite of the above. Each spell cast ages you down until you eventually become a fetus and disappear out of existence. This essentially makes you immortal (if you cast often enough to halt aging), but makes recharging your spell fuel take super long (because you have to wait to become older).
Now, I'm not sure what to call either of these. Either way, there's also the secret, third, magic method.
3. If you somehow manage to learn both the "aging up" and "aging down" method, you can employ both at once to basically have unlimited magic fuel. However, since each of them is "pulling" you in opposite directions, this method would cause great pain. So basically, it's pain as a form of fuel.
Once again, I also don't know what to call this one.