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I want to practice how to draw Odile.

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Wizard Drip Reveal!

Photo credits to my friend Jacob :) Instagram

We’re soaring… flying… read on!

Wizard Tip #27: It Is More Important To Love Yourself Than It Is To Hate Your Enemies. That Being Said, Transphobes Will Fall By My Blade Or Perhaps My Beam Attack

you're not as funny as you think you are. also, your orb desperately needs pondering, your wizard robes were clearly woven with light from a waning moon, your curly and tangled white beard only extends to waist (which is NOT cinched by a tasteful weathered rope), your physical appearance merely resembles a youth in their late seventies, etc.

A villager came to me begging for help. Something about his crops failing due to lack of rain—honestly, I wasn’t paying attention. I leaned on my staff and asked, “What are you willing to pay?”

He paled, stammering something about not having much, his hands fumbling nervously. I let him sweat for a moment, then waved him off with a laugh.

“Relax,” I said, “this one’s on the house.”

And so it rained. Not on the fields, of course—just on his roof. Heavy, relentless, endless. His crops remain bone dry. The roof, however, has never looked wetter.

I am lowkey in dire need of more corpses to talk to. They're so chill, even beyond the whole "cold touch of death" thing.

Guess it's about time I stop being lazy and raise some more undead, so I can fill my friend group again. The last one ended up disbanding after all of the undead in it were hunted down by a couple clerics and a paladin, seeking "righteous intervention".

Denying a (mostly) peaceful necromancer their right to friendship isn't righteous, and the gods that have their followers smite all undead are very put of touch with the goings on in the Material Plane.

I’m so happy that everyone else gets to find out how gay Wicked is. I’ve been waiting for 10 fucking years

Dungeon shenanigans

Mama void with all of her voidlings 🖤🐈

bitch lizard tries to scare away the neighbours

laurie 😔

that horse drawing meme but its falin

Support group

Todays izutsumi: not being a gremlin for once

*draws 10 kiss requests* this was truly OUR Jujutsu Kaisen

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

source

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

he must be stopped

A Masked Broadwing….or is it a longwing? This peg’s classification is about as fickle as it’s personality. They tend to be difficult to handle. Pilots/breeders debate whether or not this pegasus is a broadwing or a longwing. There’s compelling evidence for either class

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I saw this on Reddit and fucking cackled.

I drew this in a fugue state last night