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ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker

I have to wonder how many times have you heard someone call out "TESTICULAR TURSION"?

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

A Masked Broadwing….or is it a longwing? This peg’s classification is about as fickle as it’s personality. They tend to be difficult to handle. Pilots/breeders debate whether or not this pegasus is a broadwing or a longwing. There’s compelling evidence for either class

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I realllyyyy wanna do a drawing of Marcille and Falin based on this photo. But i have no time to draw right now if it’s not for work. So ill just leave this sketch here for later 👯‍♀️💖

Magic category concepts

Ok, not a school of magic, like conjuration, abjuration, etc. nor necromancy, pyromancy etc, but magic category as in what fuels the magic.

If we take normal magic as being fueled by mana, then these two new categories are either a subcategory of blood magic (fueled by blood) or what blood magic is derived from.

Anyway, here it is:

1. Lifeforce as a form of fuel. With every spell cast your lifespan gets a bit shorter, which makes you age quicker until you die. If immortal this can either make you exhausted/lethargic or make you temporarily mortal if you overdraw on your lifeforce.

2. Age as a form of fuel. This one is more abstract, but basically it's the opposite of the above. Each spell cast ages you down until you eventually become a fetus and disappear out of existence. This essentially makes you immortal (if you cast often enough to halt aging), but makes recharging your spell fuel take super long (because you have to wait to become older).

Now, I'm not sure what to call either of these. Either way, there's also the secret, third, magic method.

3. If you somehow manage to learn both the "aging up" and "aging down" method, you can employ both at once to basically have unlimited magic fuel. However, since each of them is "pulling" you in opposite directions, this method would cause great pain. So basically, it's pain as a form of fuel.

Once again, I also don't know what to call this one.

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol