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My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

Probably ace somehow and probably aro somehow are valid ace and aro spectrum labels.

I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?

THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. GET IN THE TRANSGENDER BISEXUAL POLYCULE.

OK, I get the whole thing of gazing into the abyss and the abyss gazing back, but what if I choose to scream into it? Will it also scream? What if I just gradually escalate the situation until I can establish dominance over the abyss? What i-

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Yeah sorry I actually can't listen to Billie Eilish or Taylor Swift. Yeah no I have audio processing issues so I can't understand it when white women sing pop music. Their accents are just so hard to understand, you know? I can't handle the sound of vocal frying, either. Hurts my ears. It's actually super ableist that you expect me to listen to them :/

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

They should make a parents house that doesn’t give off aggressive poison damage

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

I can't kill myself. I have to be an anti-family transsexual pervert. so other people know they have options in life.

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

legos and youtube is basically so much better than being pummeled and attacked and torn apart and quartered

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

i NEED to have gay sex with my boyfriend

i was made for kissing boys.. not STRUGGLE AND STRIFE

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

Fuck therapy, make ripped tights instead