Latest Posts by sorrow-pigeonwood-official - Page 2

not arguing with a pretty tboy who wants to stab me, whatever you say angel

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

im gods weakest faggot

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

when i grow up i want to be myself

everyone who ever tried to kill you failed btw

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

i love saying “girl fuck you”… regardless of the occasion its so healing. i could literally be alone in my room ummm girl fuck you!

I was telling my dad about pup cups and he was like “starbucks doesn’t even check if you have a dog? You can just walk in there and get a cup of whip cream?” Like….. yeah dad sure if you’re having a really hard time I guess you could con Starbucks out of a shot glass sized amount of whip cream

@iamfuckingweeping

The only thing being "locked in" is you in the torture dungeon

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

I love the word bereft. It's so fun. Bereft

Intro post! :3

Hi, I'm Sorrow Pigeonwood bar Taunash

Pronouns: any but with a preference for they/them

Proud tiefling (daily reminder that we are NOT inherently malicious, if I'm a bitch to you it's just my personality)

Bard by trade, girlboss by choice, adventurer and part-time rebel by force :/

Lesh Nagazi defender to the end, Thieves' Guild DNI (I will block on site, you're all corrupt pieces of shit)

Stepchild of Hiram bar Taunash but I DON'T support him, I am his no.1 biggest hater

Currently trying to verify the safety of Prince Eric Montmorency of Verian, any information don't hesitate to contact me

Reminder: this user was recently accused by a Kofanist sect of being like. the literal Antichrist, please don't spread misinformation about me without research

Shoutout to my beloved Julian O'Clancy, love you forever <333

do you think in a world where magic exists, stage magic/party tricks would have to be called something else because calling it magic would ironically make it seem more mundane. like. "i made this rabbit disappear" yeah whatever any wizard with minor teleportation abilities can do that. "i made this rabbit disappear with NO magic" oh shit now im interested.

god I love when there are full-blown festivals for tomatoes or garlic or salmon. truly what we should all be getting together to celebrate

pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately