Sojunked - 𓆝

if you can't handle me at my 'chat am i cooked', you don't deserve me at my 'we are so back'

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

it should be illegal for the weekends to last literally two seconds like what the fuck

sundays should be 48 hours long. 24 for enjoying sunday other 24 for mentally preparing for monday

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

only real springheads know about tipping their face up to the sun and enjoying a gentle breeze and birdsong

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.