I Wish Gay People Were Real And Not Just Made Up For Hit 2010s Steampunk Cabaret Band The Mechanisms

i lied, i dont actually like sex. put your clothes back on. have you ever been involved with the magnus institute

"Michael but his hands are sticky hand toys. He just slaps them at people" -my roommate

Michael distortion

every month is autism month if youre autistic

Statement begins

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”

"Killing me won't save your world"

L + ratio + don't care + didn't ask + any window with a hammer is also an emergency exit

Yeah, sure I’ll keep drawing Gerry and I’ll be so normal about it

Gertrude: Gerard, why does the Distortion call you babygirl

Gerry, lying in a hospital bed recovering from his successful brain surgery: do we have to do this right now