Every Month Is Autism Month If Youre Autistic

please I need this as a crack fic so bad

TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING I FOUND AN ISOPOD PICREW

make you as an isopod and tag some mutuals!

here’s mine:

tagging @justbugsnstuff @willdisappearintothelonely @futuristicreviewdelusion @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @bat-luun @iwanttorundirectlyintothesun @onequeermushroom @oxthemoron @thesnailtraveler @depresseddm-thedndkind @spunxter + anyone else who wants to join!

Gertrude: Gerard, why does the Distortion call you babygirl

Gerry, lying in a hospital bed recovering from his successful brain surgery: do we have to do this right now

NEEDLES????

(sculpture is Capacitor II by Antony Gormley)

i don't forgive you. but thank you for this

maybe don’t hire Martin

bonus:

I think Jared Hopworth and Jane Prentiss would actually hit it off and then have wild freaky t4t hatesex tbh.

then they'd invent abt 12 new STIs together as like bonding + aftercare.

I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.