Taking Poison Damage From Thinking Too Hard About How Tma Capitalizes On The Horror Of Not Having All

I swear Colin is just speed running Jon's arc from Magnus Archives. In less then a season he's gone from being the grouchy Co worker, to incredibly paranoid, to foolishy smashing haunted objects. If he hasn't become God by the end of this season I'm going to be very disappointed

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

i don't forgive you. but thank you for this

While we’re talking about the parallels between “you don’t sound Russian?” and “can he read?” I want to point out that Nikola Orsinov actually answered the question, but Bonzo didn’t answer shit.

Which means that it’s perfectly within my rights to assume that no, Mr. Bonzo cannot read.

tmagp 25 moodboard

i still havent actually listened to TMA

WHY IS THIS ALICE?

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

All my current hyperfixations are by this man 😔

My muse ❤️❤️