It's The Second Time He's Made That Expression In A Dialog To Me, I Had To Draw It Because I Think It

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

darling 💙🌊

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

rina, draw up the adoption papers

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal

this is so stupid