Got Chased By A Skeleton But When They Caught Me They Just Gave Me A Kiss And Hug. Turns Out It Was An

caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

(・`.´・) <- him.

Uh oh uhhhh... working outfit w updated info and lil sketch🦦🦦🦦

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

grandpa pussy attack

you! tumblr user!

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

crisp glass of water moodboard