Juliette: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Poison: Okay.
Juliette: And make out during the scary parts.
Poison: Th-
Poison: The scary parts.
Poison: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei
Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei
They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.
Lorelei: Thank you.
Alex: No problem.
Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.
Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?
Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...
Alex: Same here.
A beat of silence passes.
Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?
Alex: Excuse me...what?
Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?
Alex: Oh...um...
They look at their clothes
Alex: Clothing?
Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?
Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-
Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?
Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.
Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.
Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.
What type of CRACK FIC?!
I HAD AN AI WRITE A STORY ABOUT Y/N AND LADY DIMITRESCU AND HOLY FUCK I AM DYING
Silly Y/N
A Short Story
by AI
Y/N had always loved elegant Castle Dimitrescu with its curved, crowded castle. It was a place where she felt angry.
She was a silly, peculiar, whiskey drinker with sexy boobs and strong neck. Her friends saw her as a snotty, solid stubborn. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a salty daughter. That's the sort of woman he was.
Y/N walked over to the window and reflected on her scary surroundings. The snow flurried like running lycans.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alcina Dimitrescu. Alcina was a sexy strong with muscular boobs and tall neck.
Y/N gulped. She was not prepared for Alcina.
As Y/N stepped outside and Alcina came closer, she could see the hurt glint in her eye.
Alcina gazed with the affection of 5158 lovable mushy moraicia. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want making love."
Y/N looked back, even more love and still fingering the good wee wee. "Alcina, “I love you.”," she replied.
They looked at each other with angst feelings, like two flaky, few flies drinking at a very spiteful Christmas Party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two incredible uncles dying to the beat.
Suddenly, Alcina lunged forward and tried to punch Y/N in the face. Quickly, Y/N grabbed the good wee wee and brought it down on Alcina's skull.
Alcina's muscular boobs trembled and her tall neck wobbled. She looked happy, her emotions raw like a greasy, grim gun.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alcina Dimitrescu was dead.
Y/N went back inside and made herself a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
I want an enemies to lovers relationship like Alex and Piper
Me, at the beginning of Episode 10 season 2 of Orange is the New Black
I'm fr dressed like a varsity football player
Stumbled across a cute picrew, hopefully y'all like it
tagging (no pressure) : @fuckboym4tt @sylveren @annieswifey @cuz-like-why-not @captainseb @miikoos @animated-moon @mercieder @melsuki @sunarent + anyone who'd like to <33
Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.
Sofia: Querida, can you pass me that.
Freddie: I got it doll.
Sofia: Thank you, amor.
Jessa: Shit...you two would be a cute couple
Sofia and Freddie: No.
Jessa: Why? If you don't mind me asking.
*Sofia gestures between her and Freddie*
Sofia: We are polar opposites
Nova: Opposites attract
Zhora: She isn't wrong.
Sofia and Freddie: You all get on my goddamn nerves.
Zhora: Aww they're talking in sync.
Sofia and Freddie: Shut up.
Liliane: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Hazel: Oh I made that!
Lorelei: That’s fair.
Ruelle: Can I keep it?
Xenia:...This. Again.
I want Artemis girlfriend now 🥺
My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be.
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