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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.11

Mac closes her locker, looking at Jessa.

Mac: That's not how she got it, Flexand.

Jessa: Then explain to me...How did Jennifer Walters become She-Hulk? Obviously, it runs in the family!

A low growl sounds at the back of Mac's throat.

Mac: For the last time...IT DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

Jessa: Then explain it to me!

Mac: From a freak accident, I don't remember what exactly she got a blood transfusion from who?

Jessa: Go ahead.

Mac: Bruce Banner! Her cousin! Who is what Avenger?

Jessa: ...

Mac: The Hulk!

Jessa: ...You have a point.

Mac: Exactly!

Jessa: *laughing* I love it when you get passionate about this type of stuff, Mac. Show me that you aren't all "I got a stick up my ass."

Mac: I hate you with a passion.

Jessa: Love you too, pup.

Mac: Call me pup one more time.


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3 years ago

So...I may...or may not...be writing some hate poetry about...an ex lover.

So...prepare.


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3 years ago

"I don't have the strength to see you cry..."

"I Don't Have The Strength To See You Cry..."

CW: Scared Bela. Abandonment (In A Way), A Healthy Seasoning of Angst

Bela steps in, beaming, eager to inform you about the conclusion of her novel. When she steps in and finds you sobbing, she becomes a little alarmed. “Y-Y/N?” You're lying on the floor, sobbing over something Bela can't quite put her finger on.

“Would you like to me to get mother?” “No...it’s fine…” “I’ll leave you be then.”

Before stepping toward the door, she attempts a feeble grin.

“No...don’t go…” “Y/N...I don't have the strength to see you cry…I’m sorry...”

She opens the door and looks back at you. "I promise you will heal." She shuts the door behind her before thunking her head against it.

“If only I were strong.”


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3 years ago

Me @ my people

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3 years ago

God Bless the Lesbians.

Me, during Episode Nine Season on of Orange is the New Black. At timestamp 28:46


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3 years ago

Juliette: What is your biggest weakness?

Poison: I can be uncooperative.

Juliette: Okay, can you give me an example?

Poison: No.

Juliette: Why?

Poison: NO.


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3 years ago

I want Artemis girlfriend now 🥺

3 years ago

Evina: You underestimated just how much of an idiot you were dealing with.

Helena: No, I am pretty aware.


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3 years ago

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.


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My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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