Saving For Later!!!

makes sense that i got love lol

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That moment you read something good but the last two sentences ruin it for you

The entire fic: subby and cute men

Last two sentences: *he grabs your wrists and loom over you, whispering into your ear, “now it’s your turn, babygirl.” And picks you up like a sack of potatoes*

Me: NO NO NO NO NO- NO YOU DONT

And if I wrote a trope of Bill Cipher being like Roger Rabbit and the reader as Jessica Rabbit would y’all read it?

The Phillippines???!!!

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.

This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.

You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!

GENERAL

Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear

Stockroom***

The Pleasure Chest***

Good Vibrations

Babeland***

Sugar

Good For Her

Come As You Are

Smitten Kitten

Wet For Her

Early To Bed***

She Bop

Knotty Vibes

New York Toy Collective***

Oxy Shop Shibari

Oh My Butt Plug

SheVibe

STANDARD TOYS

Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys

Tantus Inc.***

GODEMICHE

Uberrime

Portland Toy Company

Seductive Stones TR

Lee Nee Mee Nee

Gem’s Little Pink Box

Dong Deals NY

FANTASY TOYS

Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.

Qimera Forge

Twin Tail Creations***

Primal Hardwere***

Fantasy Dangus

Xeno Cat Artifacts

New Folklore Silicone

Strange Bedfellas

Pleasure Forge

Shapely Toys

Sinnovator

Pheonixflame Forge

Northern Fantasy Toys

JoyFlex Toys

Geeky Sex Toys

Lovecrafters Toys

Frisky Labz

Nerd Climax

Bad Wolf PL

Nameless Angel Works

Fantasticocks***

Self Delve

Concocktions

The Crafty Hedonist

Built Up Beasts

Fairy Lust Fantasy

Nawty ToyBox

Wandering Bard Toys***

Senmurv Studios

Deep Fantasies

Wildo’s Dildos

Vaa Char

HC Fantasies

Cultured Fiction Labs

Zlotech

Masterwork Toys

Love Smiths

Neotori Customs and Hoard

Desire Toys

Manufuktory

Top Notch Dongs

LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear

Blue Velvet Leather

Leather or Knot

Decoria Belle

Spill Adornment***

RACK Leather Goods

Harness by Olga Ku

Gestalt Fetishwear

RHEA Leathercrafts***

Xenolux

The Brig Leather Co.

Unicorn Collaborators

Dirty Darlings Leather

Ideologia

Bound Aries Leather

Simply Kink

Leather or Knot

Restrained Grace***

NON-LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!

Beastly Bootique

GNAT***

Liquorice And Lace

PlayVegan

Kinky Nerd Toys

LINGERIE

Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments

Origami Customs***

Gender Bender LLC

Shapeshifters***

GC2B***

TomboyX***

Rebirth Garments***

Carmen Liu Lingerie

JBC Lingerie

PlayOut Apparel

Pyramid Seven

Marco Marco Underwear

Girls Will Be Boys Clothing

RodeoH***

Cantiq

Rogue & Worthy

Create Havoq

Never ending cycle

so pretty