“i Am A Monument To All Your Sins” Is Such A Fucking Raw Line For A Villain It’s Amazing That It

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

Have A Nice Day!

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot

Astronaut tweets

i wanna talk about this shot

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

Well those are allllmost done