Okay I Know Its, Like, The End Of Fucking July But I Read Your Most Recent Deadpool Hcs And Now I HAVE

Helluva Boss Masterlist

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Stolas with a reader that's like Asmodeus from Obey me (gn reader)

Glitched lust

(Multi chapter fic)

Fizzmodeus x bodyguard reader (gn reader)

Fizzmodeus x bodyguard reader pt. 2

(Accidentally wrote part two with a male reader. I'll go back and fix it eventually)

(Definitely read the first two panels)

They're definitely in love (Spidey is sick for it because what do you mean you're glad to be friends with the man who killed you twice)

Did you get a request? It's headcanons of how would it be like as Simeon, Barbatos, and Diavolo's gender neutral s/o. Thanks!

Yep I got it! I'll be starting on it as soon as I can!

This is honestly like so perfect! They are all written so well and you wrote so much more than I expected. Thank you!!! 🥰🥰

don’t mind me~

om brothers x poly!reader

wc : 2.k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : why should you keep your hands to yourself if you’re dating all 7 of them?

a/n : I was basking in slutty vibes while writing this and I enjoyed it. Requested by @your-next-daydream​ 

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dear writers who are slower/take more time with their writing or writers who are on hiatus or writers who are trying to find their voice again, i see you and i love you and you are valid

Hi!

Can I request head canons with diavolo from obey me when his s/o doesn't think they have any part in ruling the devildom and it's *just* his kingdom? A s/o who doesn't want to be "queen/king of the devildom" and just wants to be his s/o? Doesn't want the title?

Yes, I absolutely can do this. I always liked the trope where it was royalty x I'm a royal but not necessarily. Now I do have to say I have quite a few ideas for this and I have gotten a request similar, so I'm going to combine them.

Diavolo x not so royal reader

Gender neutral 👍🏻

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Him and nearly everyone else were kinda shocked you didn't want to share his title or glory with him.

He'd have to explain that isn't exactly possible you are royalty by partnership, but he does his absolute best to keep you out of most affairs.

You can't say no to the parties and balls though, he will not let you unless you really don't want to.

Still refers to you with royalty titles as terms of endearment.

He will ask you to attend council meetings since your presence is required. He just lets you sit beside him and hold his hand under the table when he isn't speaking.

Since you insisted on not being publicly announced as a royal he only had a tiny coronation with himself, the angels, and the brothers. Because he just wanted to see the matching crown upon your head. Who can deny him his cute wants?

He dances with you around the whole castle wether it's actual ball dancing or just dancing to what he calls "M/C's funny human music"

Barbatos constantly gets on both of your cases for either sneaking out or doing stuff not befit for royals.

His usual polite smile was very strained when he caught you and his lord having a paintball fight in the ballroom.

"do either of you want to explain what's going on here?"

You both came to a standstill hearing the butlers voice over your head sets. Peaking out from your hiding place you saw Barbatos by the door you swore was locked with his arms loosely crossed. Across the room from you, you could see Diavolo peaking his head out from under the staircase.

"Ah Barbatos yes I was simply testing the humans reflexes nothing more." Diavolo stood out from under the stairs swinging his paintball gun to rest on his shoulder. "Isn't that right my dear?"

You blinked at him for a couple of moments before standing as well clearing your throat. "Yes that is definitely what is going on at the moment. He wanted to make sure that I could respond quickly to physical things."

Raising a eyebrow Barbatos looked at you both knowingly. "Right of course that is what is happening, then do you want to explain why exactly you have chosen these small balls with paint in them? Instead of let's say small spells."

Sighing and taking his helmet off Diavolo looked at his butler knowing he'd been caught. "Alright we were just having a little bit of human worldly fun, we will clean the mess up that we have made and get back to our duties."

Barbatos turned to the door to walk out. "Oh no I will be cleaning the mess up myself," he snapped his fingers and all the mess started slowly disappearing. "Though you both will still be doing your duties just in separate offices instead of together like normal."

You huffed in annoyance. "Oh come on that's not fair!" You started removing your gear to hand to his out stretched hands as Diavolo was doing as well.

Placing a hand on your shoulder your beloved placed a kiss on your cheek. "No it is fair we caused some damages in our game and avoided important matters, I shall see you when we finish our tasks."

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Meanwhile at the HOL

Lucifer sat at his desk smirking slightly. Because a few days prior both the demon Prince and the human had played a prank on him. Diavolo that morning had let it slip they'd having a paintball fight. "Well good keep Barbatos informed of matters that could hurt his master." He shrugged putting down his D.D.D letting out a chuckle.

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Let me know if you liked it!

Alright I've been thinking...most likely to be cam boys in Obey Me? (Edited by @lanawinterscigarettes)

My top three are:

Asmo

Levi

Mammon

I mean it makes the most sense right?

(First time posting my erotica fics, let me know how I did! Might be more coming out depending on the feedback.)

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Asmo is very actively online and has several fans, we know this. Over the years he just thought it might be fun to try stripping down naked for his fans and giving them a show. After he started getting more popular for it and even receiving gifts, money, and even promotions he started having more fun with it. Eventually Lucifer got word of it and asked him forced him to shut it down. But from time to time you'll be able to find old videos resurfacing of him in pretty lingerie, bathrobes, or skirts. Him stroking himself while staring into the camera, the pretty moans he lets out for his adoring fans, or even him getting off to himself in the mirror. But he saves his true self for who he really decides to get it on with.

Meaning you get to see more than what he does for the cameras, more than just the sounds he restricts himself to, and more than he'd ever allow the public to see. For with the person he trusts with himself wholeheartedly with is the one who he is unashamedly himself with. He'll send you videos of himself getting off from time to time. Sometimes, he'll even ask if you'll film videos with him or take pictures. He still does his online videos from time to time, but he's gotten smart about it. He can be found on a website that you have to pay to enter instead of just posting them out there like he used to do.

He straight up just told you after a while and gave you access to his videos/photos himself. He wanted you to "have something to look at when you're in your bed late at night all frustrated, though you could just come see me instead~"

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Now, for Levi, you wouldn't think he'd have the confidence, would you? He partakes in the ones where it's just from his neck down. His channel grew quickly, a lot more quick than he was expecting. But a lot of demons, people, and maybe even angels love the appeal of a faceless cam boy. One who whimpers so softly and sweetly, one who reacts so lewdly to the praises in the comments, and the one who loves to be called a filthy pervert. He won't admit it but he does enjoy being degraded and he is a bit of an exhibitionist he's just shy about it.

Once he got with you he wasn't sure what to do actually. Fans started wondering why his content wasn't coming in as quick as it once did, he soon starting doing it more after that. It's a guilty pleasure of his, being in one of his most vulnerable states as he sees the views and comments pushing him on. He gets off to how many people see his stuff but aren't aware of the fact it's him.

The way you find out is him probably accidentally leaving a browser of his site open on his computer. Later you'll bring it up to him and he'll look away all embarrassed and blushing that you saw his content.

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Mammon will do nearly anything for the right price. Want him to dress up a certain way? Better pay up. Want him bent over or to show off a toy he's using better? You know what button to hit. He's a simple demon when it comes to this business. And hell if he isn't good at the content he puts out. Whatever brings in the big bucks right? He's already a model so him growing his channel won't be a problem at all. Until Lucifer catches wind of it, and just like Asmo that gets shut down fast. But what does he do? Blocks Lucifer and thinks that'll solve the problem once and for all.

Whenever he gets in a bind money wise he's already setting up the camera and slowly taking his clothes off for his viewers. The longer the stream goes on the more money he gets. Which means he will try to edge himself at first but he just ends up overstimulating himself. No one is complaining though with those noises he's letting out as he mainly forgets his embarrassment.

The way you find out for him is probably stumbling across it yourself since it isn't on a private platform. You make an official account that has a username he'd recognize and you donate a hefty amount as far as you can afford. After the stream when he looks at the people who donated the most, so he can see about charging for private videos, and he sees your user. The entire house hears his loud embarrassed shriek.

yo can u make some saiki k x reader dating headcanons (gender neutral reader)? kinda where they just let the friendship develop into a relationship or something LMAO thanks 🙏

Why yes I can! Forgive me if I can't write him properly I absolutely love his character and I relate to him a lot. He's just difficult to write for- also I haven't seen the show in a while so I may have forgotten a few details.

If you just had a crush on him and he knew I feel like he'd avoid you. So you now have the power to control whether you want or don't want to have your mind read.

He doesn't really interact with anyone unless they pique his interest.

He has a tendency to just stare at you without "saying" anything and then just walk away.

He didn't start having any feelings towards you until you gave him an extra sweet you had on you. You then went on to ask what his favorite was and of course it's coffee jelly. Soon after you surprised him by bringing some and he was super grateful.

He really appreciates you because you are a balance between him and his more chaotic peers.

That's another way he realized he enjoyed your company more than others.

That was when the group was out getting ramen and you couldn't come.

He didn't find it as enjoyable without you being there.

At one point he even started avoiding you to see if these feelings were true or not.

He couldn't even last a couple of days before he was back to walking with you home.

He one day just outright asked why he couldn't read your mind he'd been stumped and couldn't figure it out.

You turned to him surprised "are you the one that's been trying to get through my barrier?"

All he did was nod and stopped walking to stare at you. "So how can you do it." He said projecting into your head. "But I can still speak to you."

You shrugged "Seems like people just can't read it, but they can still do other things I suppose." You continued walking ahead.

"Why do you block it though?" He followed into step beside you reaching your house.

You sighed before looking at him. "Go ahead and come inside just be quiet so my mom doesn't hear you." You mumbled sneaking him up the stairs and into your room. "It's just safer to block it. Plus I didn't know at the time who had the mind reading ability so I wanted to be safe. "Wait...Saiki is in my room. Well this is strange." You thought to yourself now realizing the situation at hand.

You both had spent all night asking each other questions and actually doing things together. Though he won every board game you had to offer or even the video games. You still both had a lot of fun. The night ended with him falling asleep on your shoulder and eventually you falling asleep resting against him.

A couple of months later and you two were never seen without the other one. And you usually ended up linking your arm with Saiki whenever you both were walking together.

He'd come over to your house by teleporting and you'd both spend time together most of the time you had some sort of sweet waiting for him and he'd bring along something for you.

Soon after you git closer rumors started to spread that you two were in a relationship. And neither of you bothered to correct them. Just Saiki saying "good grief" every time someone bothered you two.

One day you were over at his house for once and you sat him down with a sigh. "I'm going to take down my barriers and let you read my mind."

He looked at you his eyes widened a little. "There's no need if you don't want to. But why did this come up?"

You looked away hugging your arms to yourself. "I have a confession and I feel as if it'd be easier to show you than to say it." You said and relaxed yourself and then let the barriers go.

Saiki waited a moment before deciding to take a look and he was awed at what he saw.

All the memories you both had together flashed by and he felt pure adoration behind your memories of him.

If he understood correctly you were conveying you liked him.

"Yeah I do like you, so that's all I wanted to show you." You thought to yourself knowing he'd hear it that time. "If you want to decline I un-"

He cut you off from your thoughts flashing the same memories back at you expressing that he was happy that he had someone who understood him and was there with him. "I have grown quite fond of you as well, so yes I accept your confession."

Feel free to put in more requests if you'd like!

Talking about obey me with @lanawinterscigarettes

Me: "Asmo probably uses flirting as a coping mechanism, for an example-"

Aeron: "Like you?"

Long pause

Me: "Do you want to repeat that?"

Another pause

Aeron: "...no."

Me: "Anyway!"

Deadpool's reaction to s/o wanting to learn sarcasm as they don't understand it.

I honestly admit I have no clue how to write for this ask so I did my best. Please let me know if it is not sufficient.

"you don't understand sarcasm?" Wade asked in response to you not understanding a sentence he has said. "Well I didn't mean that literally. Sarcasm is kind of like expressing that you don't like something without outright saying it I guess? Or just a way to mess with someone." He shrugged wrapping his arms around you from behind snaking his hands into your shirt. "I actually don't quite know how to explain it.

You nodded your head turning around to face him. "So is it kinda like the phrase "no shit Sherlock?" If so it's just a way to annoy someone or just to add more sass to a comment?" You looked down to where he stuffed his face into your stomach.

He lifted his head up slightly to meet your questioning stare. "I mean yeah I suppose that makes sense. I actually don't know how to explain it. Kinda just comes naturally to me." He muttered putting his head under your shirt this time. He chuckled darkly before starting to blow raspberries against your belly.

You started giggling taking your arms from around him to instead try and push him away. "Wade enough quit that!" You said in between breaths as he lifted you up throwing you on the couch. "I'm serious quit tickling me!"

"you see as much as I'd love to do that," he paused leaning up to tap his lip, "quite frankly I don't want to!" He shouted reaching his hands back under your shirt to resume his ministrations. "Oh there you go that's an example of sarcasm! I actually wouldn't love to stop tickling you!"

You grabbed his face pulling him down to kiss you and he stopped in his tracks. "Ok lesson learned professor now will you please quit?" You peered up at him sweetly.

He smirked placing both of his hands on the sides of your head. "Now when you ask like that how could I say no?" He murmurs leaning down to kiss you again before moving kisses down your jaw to your neck....

As short as that was I hope it suffices. Apologies for being so late!