Talking About Obey Me With @lanawinterscigarettes

Diavolo with a ghost child!reader that can't read, speak, or write? The kid never really learned how to and Diavolo just found them some day he was (finally) allowed a break.

If you need a specific gender the reader can be genderfluid/non-binary with they/them pronouns

I find this idea absolutely adorable, I am happy to bring it to reality. And I apologize this took me so long I was quite a bit busy.

All of my work is gender neutral unless otherwise needed.

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Very confused when a child spirit started wandering around the castle.

He's seen spirits quite often around the castle...but not one so young?

Barbatos tells him not to talk to the spirits much, or if he does then not to say too much and to be polite.

He couldn't resist this time, you were just too cute.

He came up to you after watching you from afar and was just wondering why you wouldn't speak to him.

He was a little nerved for a bit until you shook your head at him.

"you can't speak?" He questioned you lightly. When you nodded your head he beamed.

"well I'm going to teach you!"

And that's how your relationship started with the demon prince as your tutor!

Less than a week later he went to Barbatos and convinced him to do it...he wasn't the best teacher. Thus with Barbatos as your mentor you slowly learned how to speak! Barbatos started you off on basic greetings and how to be polite. Since you are attached to the castle you'll probably bump into someone with high status from time to time.

From time to time though there would be times where you would just forget that you can talk now. Or you just wouldn't in general. Diavolo understood and waited until you felt talkative or would just sit with you. Tried to find ways where you could play with certain objects or maybe color but realized you couldn't. That's okay, just point where you want a specific color or item to go and he'll try for you if he has time!

All and all having him around is a lot of fun and he tries to help you the best he can. He's a busy man but he'll make time for you if it can be allowed.

Did you get a request? It's headcanons of how would it be like as Simeon, Barbatos, and Diavolo's gender neutral s/o. Thanks!

Yep I got it! I'll be starting on it as soon as I can!

you know what would be so cute?? Toga and the reader doing their makeup together. <33

Gender neutral reader

This is so cute but so short 😭

seeing her do her own eyeshadow for the first time was TERRIFYING because she uses her knife to get the edges so clean

"yeah that's how I've always done my eye makeup? It was easier to do it that way than free handing it!" Giggling she grabbed your face leaning closer giggling, "Now it's your turn darling!" promptly bringing her knife to your face with care.

you are her test dummy for any of the new things she wants to try out

Grabbing a few containers she set them down next to you before placing herself in your lap. "What exactly are you doing?" You questioned brushing some of her hair behind her ear placing your hands on her waist. "We are going to try gems they just look like so much fun!" She exclaimed starting what turned into a long and tedious process. Once finishing she huffed her tongue peaking out. "Yeah as pretty as this is it took wayyyy to long." Leaning forward you nipped at her lips "yeah but I got to have you on my lap for more than an hour without you moving around all that much so I'm not complaining" you whispered against her lips before connecting them.

Actually like doing your makeup TOGETHER is so much fun! Either one of your will start playing music and just it's lovely!

Looking over at her she had her brows furrowed in concentration "hey can you turn your music on pretty please!" She shouted breaking you out of your trance. "Hm? Oh yeah sure!"

Criticism is appreciated! I'm still in the beginner phase!

This is honestly like so perfect! They are all written so well and you wrote so much more than I expected. Thank you!!! 🥰🥰

don’t mind me~

om brothers x poly!reader

wc : 2.k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : why should you keep your hands to yourself if you’re dating all 7 of them?

a/n : I was basking in slutty vibes while writing this and I enjoyed it. Requested by @your-next-daydream​ 

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yo can u make some saiki k x reader dating headcanons (gender neutral reader)? kinda where they just let the friendship develop into a relationship or something LMAO thanks 🙏

Why yes I can! Forgive me if I can't write him properly I absolutely love his character and I relate to him a lot. He's just difficult to write for- also I haven't seen the show in a while so I may have forgotten a few details.

If you just had a crush on him and he knew I feel like he'd avoid you. So you now have the power to control whether you want or don't want to have your mind read.

He doesn't really interact with anyone unless they pique his interest.

He has a tendency to just stare at you without "saying" anything and then just walk away.

He didn't start having any feelings towards you until you gave him an extra sweet you had on you. You then went on to ask what his favorite was and of course it's coffee jelly. Soon after you surprised him by bringing some and he was super grateful.

He really appreciates you because you are a balance between him and his more chaotic peers.

That's another way he realized he enjoyed your company more than others.

That was when the group was out getting ramen and you couldn't come.

He didn't find it as enjoyable without you being there.

At one point he even started avoiding you to see if these feelings were true or not.

He couldn't even last a couple of days before he was back to walking with you home.

He one day just outright asked why he couldn't read your mind he'd been stumped and couldn't figure it out.

You turned to him surprised "are you the one that's been trying to get through my barrier?"

All he did was nod and stopped walking to stare at you. "So how can you do it." He said projecting into your head. "But I can still speak to you."

You shrugged "Seems like people just can't read it, but they can still do other things I suppose." You continued walking ahead.

"Why do you block it though?" He followed into step beside you reaching your house.

You sighed before looking at him. "Go ahead and come inside just be quiet so my mom doesn't hear you." You mumbled sneaking him up the stairs and into your room. "It's just safer to block it. Plus I didn't know at the time who had the mind reading ability so I wanted to be safe. "Wait...Saiki is in my room. Well this is strange." You thought to yourself now realizing the situation at hand.

You both had spent all night asking each other questions and actually doing things together. Though he won every board game you had to offer or even the video games. You still both had a lot of fun. The night ended with him falling asleep on your shoulder and eventually you falling asleep resting against him.

A couple of months later and you two were never seen without the other one. And you usually ended up linking your arm with Saiki whenever you both were walking together.

He'd come over to your house by teleporting and you'd both spend time together most of the time you had some sort of sweet waiting for him and he'd bring along something for you.

Soon after you git closer rumors started to spread that you two were in a relationship. And neither of you bothered to correct them. Just Saiki saying "good grief" every time someone bothered you two.

One day you were over at his house for once and you sat him down with a sigh. "I'm going to take down my barriers and let you read my mind."

He looked at you his eyes widened a little. "There's no need if you don't want to. But why did this come up?"

You looked away hugging your arms to yourself. "I have a confession and I feel as if it'd be easier to show you than to say it." You said and relaxed yourself and then let the barriers go.

Saiki waited a moment before deciding to take a look and he was awed at what he saw.

All the memories you both had together flashed by and he felt pure adoration behind your memories of him.

If he understood correctly you were conveying you liked him.

"Yeah I do like you, so that's all I wanted to show you." You thought to yourself knowing he'd hear it that time. "If you want to decline I un-"

He cut you off from your thoughts flashing the same memories back at you expressing that he was happy that he had someone who understood him and was there with him. "I have grown quite fond of you as well, so yes I accept your confession."

Feel free to put in more requests if you'd like!

Deadpool's reaction to s/o wanting to learn sarcasm as they don't understand it.

I honestly admit I have no clue how to write for this ask so I did my best. Please let me know if it is not sufficient.

"you don't understand sarcasm?" Wade asked in response to you not understanding a sentence he has said. "Well I didn't mean that literally. Sarcasm is kind of like expressing that you don't like something without outright saying it I guess? Or just a way to mess with someone." He shrugged wrapping his arms around you from behind snaking his hands into your shirt. "I actually don't quite know how to explain it.

You nodded your head turning around to face him. "So is it kinda like the phrase "no shit Sherlock?" If so it's just a way to annoy someone or just to add more sass to a comment?" You looked down to where he stuffed his face into your stomach.

He lifted his head up slightly to meet your questioning stare. "I mean yeah I suppose that makes sense. I actually don't know how to explain it. Kinda just comes naturally to me." He muttered putting his head under your shirt this time. He chuckled darkly before starting to blow raspberries against your belly.

You started giggling taking your arms from around him to instead try and push him away. "Wade enough quit that!" You said in between breaths as he lifted you up throwing you on the couch. "I'm serious quit tickling me!"

"you see as much as I'd love to do that," he paused leaning up to tap his lip, "quite frankly I don't want to!" He shouted reaching his hands back under your shirt to resume his ministrations. "Oh there you go that's an example of sarcasm! I actually wouldn't love to stop tickling you!"

You grabbed his face pulling him down to kiss you and he stopped in his tracks. "Ok lesson learned professor now will you please quit?" You peered up at him sweetly.

He smirked placing both of his hands on the sides of your head. "Now when you ask like that how could I say no?" He murmurs leaning down to kiss you again before moving kisses down your jaw to your neck....

As short as that was I hope it suffices. Apologies for being so late!

Headcanons of how would it be like as Simeon, Barbatos, and Diavolo's gender neutral s/o?

I wasn't completely sure if you just meant general dating headcannons or how'd they would react to a gender neutral partner. So I just did a bit of both, and apologies this took me so long I wasn't doing very well mentally.

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Simeon

He'd be supportive of nearly anything you decide though you might have to explain it a little.

He's very patient and understanding when it comes to you.

He absolutely loves listening to anything and everything you talk about. Even if he already knows it, he will still listen to you as if he's never heard it before.

Meets you at the door of the HOL every morning to walk with you to school, much to Mammon and the other brothers misfortune. Same time every day and will bring you some sort of small breakfast.

He's fine with pda as long as it is brief other than holding your hand on walks or pecks on the cheek. He believes that more intimate things should be saved to a place where you both can appreciate each other without interruption.

Occasionally asks you to do the most random of things to see how to write things in one of his stories. Ranging to you have kissed him in the rain, he has lifted you up to reach something, has spun you in the air in various ways, ect.

Asks you to read over his works while you sit with him. Typically he will rest his head on top of yours, on your shoulder, or if he gets clingy he will lay with his face in the crook of your neck wrapping his arms right around you.

His kisses are typically feather light (pun ha) or they are the type to accidentally leave you wanting more. He loves placing his forehead to yours to stare into your eyes afterwards.

Teaches you how to cook his BLT's so Beel will stop coming to him at the most random of moments.

Pulls you into his side whenever you are both in a crowded area or when demons start to get a bit rowdy for his liking.

If a demon were to get close enough to you or even show a sign of harming you his wings automatically pop out.

Hearing the sounds of feathers behind you, you were about to turn to look when you felt someone's arms around you their wings. They loop around and you can see white in the corner of your vision hearing Simeon quietly say. "Do we have an issue?"

After he gets distance between you and the opposer he smiles at you softly. "Are you alright my dove?"

Barbatos

He makes sure your comfort always comes first and does his best to make you feel comfortable in your own skin.

He'd already be pretty educated on gender identities, that or he has seen into your timeline anyway and has already learned as much as he could.

With how much he attempts to wait on you it can get a bit overwhelming at times. Just grab him and sit him down and tell him to take a break as you sit in his lap and he'll melt.

He's not very expressive so he shows his love for you with acts of service or he'll get you various types of gifts.

He doesn't show it but when other people get too touchy with you he gets a little jealous. He'll politely smile but they way he smiles is eerie and other demons end up backing off.

He doesn't really say 'I love you' instead he'll say things like 'I cherish you" or 'I don't know how I lived without you'

We all know he's scared of mice or rats so that's your job to dispose of them. He'll gladly set up the traps though, unless for some reason you don't like killing them he'll see if there's some kind of warding spell he can find.

Leaves small love notes or reminders in your bags or locker to both remind to to take care of yourself and to make sure you know he's thinking about you.

If you care that much about your appearance he's actually very good with makeup and hair and he either helps you often or asks if he can try things out on you.

Flowers he absolutely loves getting you flowers and leaving them in pretty vases in your room at the HOL. Every so often he'll even give you a flower while coming to pick you up for RAD.

Need I say it? Tea, he'll make tea for nearly every occasion. Want to relax? Tea. Upset at something or someone? Tea. You're sick? Tea. He feels as if it helps with relaxing and also it has benefits depending on what type it is.

In formal events or places where he ends up in his demon form he likes wrapping his tail around your waist or wrist. He finds it comforting to know how close you are to him.

Appreciates it if you help him out with his duties and if you choose to help every so often he'll come over to where you are and kiss you on the cheek or lips lighty whispering 'thank you for your help'

Diavolo

He is a golden retriever, I'm sorry but he is. Anything that makes you happy it in return makes him happy to see you feeling joy.

Whatever you ask him to be supportive of he will do it without question, as long as it isn't too strange and it doesn't put anyone in danger.

He'll always love you for you even if some of your ways, habits, or hobbies are strange.

He might need some things explained to him or he'll just go to Lucifer or Barbatos.

If you had any hobbies in the human realm and you had to stop due to being well kidnapped. He'd buy you the best supplies the devildom could offer. And if the devildom didn't have it? Time to go on a field trip to the human realm.

He enjoys having Barbatos set up small tea get togethers with you whenever he has the time.

Usually whenever he is free he'll tell you or just come see you anyway. If he wants you bad enough he'll find you.

Since y'all got together you've had a plethora of people either completely avoiding you or being nicer and more polite to you than normal.

Whenever a demon will get a little too 'polite' Barbatos will seemingly appear out of nowhere with a kind hand on your shoulder.

If Diavolo shows up he's a tad more open about his message for someone to back off and leave you alone. After all you are his, aren't you?

Has shown up to the house of Lamination uninvited just to grab you and say. "Impromptu sleep over, I hope none of you mind!" And they can't say anything to stop him.

He knows you have your own clothes over at the castle but he makes sure you end up in his anyways.

In that huge bed of his he usually sleeps in his demon form as it brings a sort of comfort to him. But if you don't particularly like it for some reason he'll put it away and just hold you normally.

Now if you DO like it then he'll wrap his wings around you with his arms tight around your hips and his face pressed into your stomach or chest.

Play with his hair and rub his horns and he is out like a damn light.

He makes a strange noise that sounds like purring but not quite. You thought he was growling at you the first time it happened.

He loves you and would give you the world if he absolutely could.

Alright again I'm sorry it's been taking me so long to put stuff out, I really haven't been well in the head and I apologize for that. Sorry if there are grammar or punctuation mistakes. I hope you like it!

Your Toga headcanons were so good! Thanks for writing them for me <33

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dear writers who are slower/take more time with their writing or writers who are on hiatus or writers who are trying to find their voice again, i see you and i love you and you are valid