Pizzadaddy20 - Meep

Happy Pokémon Day ✨ it's the Eevee year!

Suppose instead that you are a hat.

Maybe gay people like the concept of knights because 1.) swords are cool but also because 2.) the ideals of courtly love as quasi-religious, enlightening, but also expressly forbidden - and maybe a little bit out of reach - resonate as a poetic, romanticized version of their own experiences.

Do you think the series would have benefitted from less generic sounding titles like “The Encounter” or “The Solution”? As a kid, I never glanced twice at the titles cause they were so bland.

If you could rename them, what sort of names would you give them?

Hmmm. Let's see here.

1. The Invasion Speedrun Found Family by Witnessing Graphic Murder Together!

2. The Visitor Baby's First War-Crime: Imitating a Noncombattant

3. The Encounter Feeling Trapped?

4. The Message When Bae's Love Language is Murder

5. The Predator You'll NEVER Leave Your Kids Supervised by Yeerks Again After You Watch This

6. The Capture Extraterrestrials? In MY Friends? It's More Likely Than You Think.

7. The Stranger The Real Truth Behind the EGS Tower Incident

8. The Alien PROOF That Aliens Exist on Earth (Even When They'd Rather Not)

9. The Secret Your Fave is Problematic: Cassie Uses Morphing to Cheat on Homework

10. The Android Do Androids Dream of Seizing the Means of Production?

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. BANG BANG MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON THEIR HEADS🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🪦🔨🔨🔨🔨🪦⚰️🔨🔨🔨💀⚰️☠️🔨💀☠️⚰️⚰️☠️🔨💀💀⚰️🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨💀🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨☠️🔨🔨🔨⚰️⚰️🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🪦🪦⚰️🔨🔨🔨🪦🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨💀🔨💀🔨🔨🔨🔨💀🔨

FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:

(101/…) Noir OP 1: Ali Project - Coppelia no Hitsugi

animorphs book 1: yikes! weird aliens are trying to take over the planet!

animorphs book 22: hi I’m a 13 year old teenage girl whose cousin of the same age uses me as an attack dog because he knows I have the ability to switch off my moral code for dirty work and I don’t know how to feel about it

animorphs book 22: I’m thinking about this because I just threatened another boy my age by telling him that if he crossed me and my friends I’d find a way to kill his parents. Then I had to resist the aching temptation to jam a fork through the side of his head

Me @ my music taste: What a masterpiece

trent with a reznor